Comments on: Why don’t you pass the time by commenting on some blogs?

By: TheRealityBasedDave

TheRealityBasedDave — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:06:34 +0000

aimai - They need Rush to let loose with his supply of viagra. 10 posts = one pill!
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Also beware of any post signed by Rusty Shackelford.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Shackelford

By: aimai

aimai — Thu, 22 May 2008 17:16:02 +0000

I’m working on a joke about trojan horses. Oh forget it. But I do want to point out that McCain’s demographic (old coots) generally speaking were too worried about electrocution to sleep under electric blankets. So I don’t think this is the right free gift for their participation in the McCain troll-a-thon. If it works right, they’ll die of heart attacks before actually voting, and if it works wrong, they’ll get electrocuted and their spouses will be really annoyed.

aimai

By: MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:17:34 +0000

Jill St. John is Jewish; originally, at least. Her birth name is cited as “Openheim” or “Oppenheim.” Does Pastor John Hagee know about this, or would be grant her a dispensation based on the hubba-hubba factor?

By: CheapSunglasses

CheapSunglasses — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:42:28 +0000

The Issue: Time for Solutions
John McCain will put the national interest ahead of partisanship, he will work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again.

And every time you misuse a comma, I’m going to drown a kitten.

By: JGabriel

JGabriel — Thu, 22 May 2008 05:27:07 +0000

The Politico:

John McCain’s campaign is using their campaign website to encourage supporters to post supportive comments on political blogs, including the most well-known liberal site in the blogosphere…

John McCain is a great guy. He’s like Jesus, you know.

Once, when I was going through the DT’s, McCain came along and changed a gallon of water for me into wine. Boy, was my AA sponsor pissed. But it really helped calm me down.

And it wasn’t any of that expensive wine, either. I’d asked for a good Barolo, but he just turned that water all into Ripple ™, and said, “That’s what a good American drinks, not any of that French shit.”

Yeah, I know Barolo’s an Italian wine, but he was just so patriotic about it, so caring for my well-being and Americanness, that I just didn’t have the heart to tell him.

So I just drank all that Ripple ™ down. And when I puked it back up, it came out red, white, and blue.

Thank God, for John McCain! He’s my bitch, and I ain’t letting no tell me different.

By: 4jkb4ia

4jkb4ia — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:21:09 +0000

What is this, the fourth San Diego pitcher now?

By: 4jkb4ia

4jkb4ia — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:16:41 +0000

And Hillaryis44 was not suggested…

By: 4jkb4ia

4jkb4ia — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:15:45 +0000

Probably even the Hillary Clinton supporters are laughing at this. There must not have been enough McCain supporters on those sites in the first place to feel stifled or censored.

By: 4jkb4ia

4jkb4ia — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:13:16 +0000

TBogg is late to the party. Two diaries about the McCain concern trolls were on the Kos front page yesterday.

I am really here to apologize for Albert Pujols and to say I am sure he didn’t mean it.

By: Lori

Lori — Thu, 22 May 2008 03:51:50 +0000

Jill St. John Photo Gallery — ha! I probably would’ve gone with Ann-Margaret — my Dad considers her “hubba-hubba”.

If my email becomes junked up with Trojan Vibrating Ring spam, I’m forwarding it to you tbogg.