Comments on: I signed up for ‘ink-stained wretch’ not ’stupid-stained wretch’

By: aldorossi

aldorossi — Sat, 24 May 2008 18:03:23 +0000

I’ll ask him.

With a staggering 650 signatures after 4 days, and luminaries like Satan Prince of Darkness, Joe Bubba from Dumbass, and Osama Bin Laden signing on, I’m sure GE is cowering already.

Look, I know things suck and we all should be very very serious. And I’ll admit I have an adolescent sense of humor and taunting conservatives is kind of mean. But don’t you think that if this petition ever went anywhere (and really, please), the more stupid names idiots like me put up the less credibility (and really, please) it’s going to have?

Petitions are only as good as their signatures. If not, Melanie Morgan could just put her own name down a million times and call it a day.

C’mon: #302 “Heywood Jablome” That’s funny, right?

OK, whatever… my transgression, I fear, is a cheap, easy, juvenile laugh.

I hope we’re not getting into an overly serious hand-wringing type of thing. We should let conservatives monopolize that commodity. Look at the all the wingnut consternation over a scarf in a Dunkin Donut commercial. There but for the grace of half a brain…

By: BooRadley

BooRadley — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:29:57 +0000

With friends like you, I’m not sure Keith needs enemies.

I understand the only disinformation thing, but did you stop to consider that they could use the number of signatures to gain leverage with MSNBC sponsors? I don’t know if that’s a possibility, but unless you’re sure, why are you doing this?

Thanks for the post TBogg. Is there any point in complaining to Harper Collins? I would have preferred it if Feith had been forced to go to a ~~we play checkers, while the rest of the world plays chess~~
neocons4dummies house such as Regnery.

By: makeitstop

makeitstop — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:09:09 +0000

Now that I know the context, I’m off the mess with said petition. Thanks for the invite!

By: aldorossi

aldorossi — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:16:42 +0000

BTW, KO is an old friend of mine. I was at Syracuse U while he was a sportscaster on channel 9 there.

So back off.

By: aldorossi

aldorossi — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:01:48 +0000

Ah, Ladies and Gentlman, I humbly beg your forgiveness, but, alas, I feel my transgression was in not making myself clear.

I come not to validate said petition, but to f**k it up.

Because, you see, nothing makes a wingnut crazy like peeing on their oh so ernest patriotic initiatives.

Plaese note the signature, around #200: Osama Bin Laden, cave, Pakistan. I was hoping to be entertained by other such sillyness whilst waiting for Melanie Morgan’s head to explode.

Please, please, forgive me…I have a too easily satisfied sense of humor.

Now, back to my cave.

By: kenga

kenga — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:21:54 +0000

C M B D Eyes …

By: unclemike

unclemike — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:52:15 +0000

aldo, off the subject, but dude, you totally have to kiss my ass.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Fri, 23 May 2008 02:56:27 +0000

The thing of it is, in the glorified high school that is our modern government and media, the Bushes and Feiths of the world need each other.

Bush, the grinning idiot class president getting by on the efforts of Feith, the dorktacular “misunderstood genius.”

Bush gets his homework done in exchange for keeping Feith from getting his lunch money stolen.

And here we are.

By: captphealy

captphealy — Fri, 23 May 2008 01:32:02 +0000

That’s a pretty impressive list of names on that petition, there, Aldo Anything. I see Melanie Morgan not only signed it first, she signed it second from a different city. Then we have the usual illustrious petition signers, like “Ura nidiot”, “Jack Meoff”, and “Fred Flintstone”, plus a whole bunch of people so lazy, they can’t even be bothered to use the “shift” key and capitalize their own names.

It’s been a shitty day. Bring on the TDoggs!

By: moondancer

moondancer — Fri, 23 May 2008 01:21:11 +0000

A note to Rich Lowry, be careful what you wish for. The same BS was going around for Doughys toilet paper roll, so NYT reviewed it. I don’t think Mr Pantload cut that one out for his scrapbook.