This must be a great relief to the folks at No Quarter having finally shared this shocking revelation as well unburdening themselves of the curse of credibility all in one grand face-plant in a pile of horseshit.

That train left the station months ago.

Srsly? That’s it? I’m supposed to go rip Obama off my car and replace his with a “No, Really — Hillary is My Kind of Bitch” sticker… simply because Larry Johnson and his rabidly ranting rabble rousers have inhaled too many Clinton fumes to figure out that Michelle Obama is highly unlikely to use the phrase “whitie” even if her life depended on it?

C’mon, Team Clinton 4evah! There’s desperate and then there’s this kind of sad sack shit. Do better — or call it quits, take your ball, and go home.

…Booman’s subsidiary point about his relationship with Larry Johnson is instructive, it seems, of the real long-term damage this drawn-out process is doing. A lot of people who were once friends, colleagues, or at least fellow travelers may well never speak to each other again after this sad little drama finally winds down…

Thankfully this primary is almost over and everybody can go back to bashing repugs

Well, against my better judgment I trotted over to NQ.

You know, I find it interesting that this is coming out too late to really do Hillary much good. But maybe not to late to be of use to McCain.

YEAAAHHH Safina! This was the safest place I could think to write that. I was beginning to think that sexism influenced in the same manner the ways that I viewed Sharapova and HRC. (The “I Feel Pretty” commercial was brilliant) Sharapova is also a great competitor and has considerable achievements. But her fame is due to the sorts of women which are put forward by the sexist media.

I feel like a broken record but the vitriol at these sites is astounding. Most I had to read posts twice to figure out the logic or supposition backing their claims. You can almost see the spittle on the page from the ravers writing.
Clinton has her work cut out bringing these people back to earth.

Why’d he lol

You’ve got to be kidding.

Isn’t this in a Woody Allen movie somewhere? As in comedy play on words? “D’joo eat yet?” “No, d’joo?” “Get it? He was calling me a Jew.” “Well, you are a Jew.” “Yes, but that’s beside the point.” And on and on and on. It’s funny when he does it. So they must be joking. Tell me this is a joke. Humor me. I’m begging you.

Well, hell, I call Bush “whitey”, and I’m as caucasian as they come. The man embodies all of the worst stereotypes against white people. He can’t dance, he’s got no rhythm, and he’s so fucking uncoordinated, he fell off a goddamn Segway.

Susan Hu at No Quarter, posting after the promised tape failed to materialize:

FYI, for those expecting to SEE the tape, GET REAL. Read Larry Johnson’s description of what is ON the tape. That is the story.

I have a tape of Hillary, with a strap-on, skull-fucking a kitten. I can’t actually produce it but I’m sure that you’ll accept my description as the truth.

If you use “whitey” as the subject, the verb tenses don’t even make sense in some of the statements. Especially for the “jena” comment where the present tense is used to talk about an event in the past (”Whitey do nothing about Jena”). Unless, of course, one assumes that all Harvard educated lawyers talk in the same creole dialect as the old Jamaican guy who runs the jerk chicken shop on my block. Although, it wouldn’t surprise me if Larry Johnson thinks this is how all black people talk behind closed doors.

Whitey suck so hard.

I think LJ would explain the ungrammatical nature of his interpretation by invoking the magic of Ebonics.

I don’t have my blogosphere dictionary with me. When I first read the post, I got Larry Johnson and Charles Johnson of LGF mixed up.

Pretty sad that there’s a sliver of Obama attackers that even come close to resembling the blogosphere righties.

YEEAAHH Monfils! First Grand Slam QF; only one of the five French guys this round to advance.

zprofound: Charles, Larry — with this level of intelligence and reasoning, what’s the difference, really? With Charles at least you know what you’ve got: a mouth breathing unrepentant GOP lizard, and proud of it. With Larry you’ve got teh same stupid, but he’d like you to think he’s a smart, sensitive Democrat with a “different” opinion of facts n’ stuff. It really doesn’t fly, and I expect that, come November when his crowd of female worshippers have left NoQuarter, he’ll have to take up blogging about the fascinating stuff he sometimes finds in his bellybutton…

They say this cat whitey’s a bad muther!
Shut yo’ mouth!
But I’m talkin’ ’bout Bush!
We can dig it.

This is serious, five people know people that know of the existence of the tape, or something to that effect..

Oh, and the tape belongs to a FORMER Republican campaigner for President who has a really good opposition researcher who uncovered it. You would think that with such a really good opposition researcher, he would actually be the nominee.

well, i hope all the true believers — whether they be clintonites or obamatarians — git tuh take one real big gut-relievin’ shit, file away “whitey” and “bitch” for a season, and start concentratin’ on whose candidate REALLY sucks.

i know this high school suckiness is fun (see the “young hillary clinton” vid over at The Nation; har har har, yup yup yup).

but, i’m hopin, a slightly larger social reality will set in…

but who knows… maybe ever’body is contaminated with neoconitis, us demos just play the game amongst ourselves… less blood… and certainly less meaning and purpose.

I’m wondering where does NO QUARTER go from here? I’m assuming it will just stay what it has become, an anti-Obama hate site. Hillary will be gone and McCain will be their new guy, I guess.

Group insanity is such an ugly thing. Just look at Harriet Christian.

They’ve put up a post from Larry Johnson explaining how the Obama campaign secretly fed the alternative dialog posted above by TBogg to pro-Obama blogs. Right. Of course it was a lot of work for the Obama campaign, which makes it good that they had nothing else to do at the moment, because by their lights any blog that isn’t as delusionally pro-Clinton as NQ is pro-Obama.

They’ll continue to stir the pot after Obama gets the nom. I look forward to posts uncovering the conspiracies involving everyone from the Tri-Lateral Commission to the Illuminati that deprived “our girl” of her rightful victory.

Wasn’t LJ in h CIA? I’m believe I am now going to have to revise my previous skepticism over the Bush Admin.’s “bad intelligence” claims.

Tri-Lateral Commission? The Illuminati?

I thought Hillary was their girl!

It’s hard out here for power-elite pimps…

You other conspiracy freaks always beat me to the punch(line).

“I have a tape of Hillary, with a strap-on, skull-fucking a kitten. I can’t actually produce it but I’m sure that you’ll accept my description as the truth.”

Shame on you! I saw this on Cinemax Late Night On Demand, and it was not Hillary!

And you wonder why Hillary’s supporters are pissed? Tsk, tsk.

Yep, LJ was CIA. He actually had some good comments during Plamegate, but it has gotten way beyond weird there lately. This confirms my assessment of the toxicity of combining power with paranoia.

And stop calling me Shirley.

hat would surely launch Hillary Clinton on her way to her rightful place as the boss of you and me.

The POTUS is the boss of you and me. We are the boss of the POTUS. A lot more people need to remember this dammit.

The bassets are your boss TBogg.

MKK–who, alas, no longer has a boss

Oh hell. Proof read dammit

The POTUS is *not* the boss…

MKK

YouTube has the “Jew Eat?” scene from Annie Hall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPBhxXhprg

The “Beige People” wish to make it known that they are officially sick and tired of the “Whining Whitebreads” in both parties.

Time to put the angst about race away and ask: “What can ‘Brown’ do for you?” Because “Sidney” sure as h*ll won’t do squat.