Oh, man, that’s kinky!

Must be annoying to sit in front of your TV like Jaba the Hut with a vast array of healthy snacks that come in dayglo colors and be reminded constantly that everybody in your neighborhood but you is “gittin it”.

When you’re awake at 3AM because what’s left of your soul simply will not let you sleep, these are the kind of commercials that run.

Ouch! That left a mark.

Todays K-Lo:

“re: Laura Ingraham [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I cannot take the Ingraham silence during these pre-Rush hours much longer. “

Really subtle, K-Lo. Why don’t you just come out and say “oh, won’t some big, handsome, conservative man slake my yearnings?”

Excuse me, I have to go vomit now.

Wouldn’t J-Lo, a spoon, Ben and Jerry actually be a foursome?

Or is she the Chauncey Gardner of the swinger set?

Im going to be checkin this these comments today and I expect some good stuff.

Perhaps this should be titled “Choke-y Monkey”? Oh, Michelle’s the wrong gender . . . I think.

These comments are particularly pithy. Especially #7.

I won’t even try, lest I reveal my dorkitude.

What the hell is she watching? When the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel and I watch Olbermann’s “Countdown,” we marvel at how many ads appear for meds intended to treat erectile dysfunction. And then if any of our teenage sons are within earshot, they leave IMMEDIATELY, fast as the Road Runner (meep meep!). So those ads inadvertently provide much-needed privacy for viewers who find it more elusive than, well, you know…

My all-time favorite headline–

http://www.courier-journal.com…../NLETTER07

Maybe KJ-Lo can get KY Jelly as a sponsor for her National Review blog stuff.

This column is brought to you by the makers of KY Jelly, because when you need to cram irrationality, blind obedience and authoritarianism down the throats of unwilling customers, nothing greases the skids like KY Jelly. (Available at all finer retail outlets).

And now, back to KJ-Lo.

Hmm. The NRO link appears now to be off-line… wonder why.

still works for me.

Neither Ben nor Jerry nor any self-respecting spoon would want to be anywhere near K-Lo’s mouth.

Who said anything about mouth?

And the gutter looks down at me and says, “Damn”.