Comments on: Everyone is having more and better sex than you

By: MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:54:57 +0000

Now MY opinion of an “odd threesome” is one that reportedly took place in 1984 among George W. Bush, a man whom he later appointed Ambassador to Poland, and a woman appearing as hired help. Now that’s odd. Who’d want to touch Dubya’s parts under any circumstances? Is Lisa Schiffren repressing knowledge of this incident?

By: RebaSays

RebaSays — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:26:43 +0000

Poor, deprived conservatives. They don’t realize that threesomes are so common that the French came up with a phrase waaaaay back when to describe them - a phrase that was more elegant than “hey, wanna have sex with me and my boyfriend?” Granted, I heard it put that way, too. Maybe if they had hung out with the really, really liberal people when they were single, they would have been presented with the option of as many threesomes as I was. Yes, I declined most that were offered. But they were fairly common in certain circles well over 20 years ago. You would think that someone might have asked them. Or, you know, not.

BTW, voracity, promiscuity, and utter lack of guilt, shame, or desire for something deeper than sex is the definition of a vast portion of twenty-somethings, isn’t it? It’s also a pretty common strategy for the recently dumped or terminally disappointed. I know quite a few women who swear by this and are quite happy. None of them is a common woman, though, so that might explain it.

By: professorfate

professorfate — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:13:10 +0000

Mabye this is why they are so hot for warrentless wiretaps – to spy on the folks getting more than they are.

Personally I’ve never been in a threesome – never even been asked. (Sighs once quietly and walks away in a distracted manner)

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:17:19 +0000

Originally.

By: dstatton

dstatton — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:59:46 +0000

I heard a rumor that JFK had a threesome with a couple of Hollywood starlets on Inauguration night. Ring-a-ding-ding!

By: MrsTbogg

MrsTbogg — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:32:36 +0000

I graduated from San Diego State at the height of it’s reign as one of the top “party schools” in the country and was never approached for a threesome, or for anything else very interesting now that I think about it. Too much hanging out with frat boys before being rescued by Tbogg. However, when I worked at Nordstrom in men’s furnishings, after selling this couple a very expensive pair of cuff links, I was solicited by them for a 3-way roll in the hay. I was 6 months pregnant with the L&T Casey. I declined their offer(and was seriously freaked out by the whole encounter) but it goes to show you that not only is 3-way sex much more mainstream than the right cares to admit, but the next thing you know a “threesome” with some Hollywood starlet will be in the Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalog. Buon Natale!

By: jrberg

jrberg — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:21:29 +0000

C’mon, TB…we know you’re just interested in the junk..

By: captphealy

captphealy — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:16:41 +0000

The NR crowd aspire to write with the realism and clarity of letters to Penthouse Forum. But the PF correspondents appear to have more credibility on the topic of sex.

By: aldorossi

aldorossi — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:12:10 +0000

“new rules for single women and sexual adventures”

Who susbscribes to these “new rules” and where do I sign up?

Signed,

A voracious and promiscuous heterosexual man who lacks guilt, shame, and desire for something deeper than sex.*

*Unless said sex involves Lisa Schiffren, in which case we can skip the sex altogether. And the movie. And dinner…

By: DrDick

DrDick — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:54:56 +0000

“whose voracity, promiscuity, and utter lack of guilt, shame, or desire for something deeper than sex was a better representation of a type of gay man than any common type of woman”

They really need to get out more spend some time around “the base”. I have rather fond memories of of the “voracity, promiscuity, and utter lack of guilt, shame, or desire for something deeper than sex” of the Redneck women of my native Oklahoma (who are all probably voting Republican now).