Fashion Watch with Lisa Schiffren:
As a distant observer of fashion, but a close student of the semiotics of female power, I am a little puzzled by Michelle’s frequent choice of sleeveless dresses at official moments. She is an attractive woman, whose height gives her a commanding presence, and it is clear that she puts effort into toning those upper arms. So the dresses look good; but this is not about pretty. She is in her forties, and the sleeveless sheath is the province of younger women, and/or socialites; it works for cocktails or a barbeque, but not church or work. (And yes, she is clearly channeling Jackie Kennedy. But Jackie’s clothes — and everyone’s in the early 1960s — were a lot more grown up and sophisticated.) The sleeveless bit seems too casual, and maybe a little too revealing for the role she is currently playing, and the one to which she aspires. Successful First Ladies — and here Laura Bush is a good model — manage to convey a careful mix of distance and familiarity.
Just like a nice comfy couch.
I would submit that the sleeveless sheath is the province of those who make it work, which Michelle Obama certainly does.
If Lisa really wants to work the rags trades, maybe she should start with with McMegan.
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I believe Laura is wearing part of the carpet from Mamie Eisenhower’s rumpus room. Distant, yet somehow familiar.
I am a little puzzled by Michelle’s frequent choice of sleeveless dresses at official moments.
It’s not rocket science, Lisa. Check out any female attorney’s closet: At any given time she might have the requisite 4-5 variations on the basic navy wool power suit for court appearances; at least 2 gray power suits for negotiations and meeting new clients; a few brown/camel hair-ish jacket/skirt/pant ensembles for mucking about in the stacks or writing briefs in, and a couple of dramatic “closing suits” in colors like black or red. Then there are the formal pastel silk or linen power suits for power luncheons; full-length formals for black tie and white tie affairs, and that black velvet number that’s slit to the navel, and accessorized with matching f*ck-me pumps and a flogger or riding crop–but I digress. Needless to say, none of these is quite suitable for “The View.” And grabbing a pair of jeans and a sweater from the laundry room just will not do.
This is when most women in Michelle’s position would rush to the store and discover she has a choice between sleeveless sheath dresses, dress suits that appear to made of leftover upholstery material with unfinished selvage; the peasant/slutwear look, featuring frilly skirts and see-through blouses ( both made of fabric that will invariably burst into flames upon exposure to kleig lights,) and pantsuits with cropped pants and boatneck sweaters with 3/4 length sleeves that would leave most of America wondering why Mrs. O wasn’t wearing clothes that fit.
And while we’re on the subject of “tacky” what’s the deal with Laura Bush and the suits with “pretend pockets?”
And yes, she is clearly channeling Jackie Kennedy. But Jackie’s clothes — and everyone’s in the early 1960s — were a lot more grown up and sophisticated.)
…and Jackie Kennedy was white.
I love that sharp-looking black-and-white dress and wish it were in my closet. Laura’s oatmeal suit, not so much.
Silly me! I was completely unaware there was a sleeveless sheath wearing fashion rule. I mean, other than not having seen a sleeveless sheath on anybody since like 1962 – but hey! I’m not fashionable the way those New York types are. Maybe Mrs. Obama would be okay if she wore the classic, badly fitting jackets so characteristic of the Shrubbery? Perhaps with unmatched trousers with a rise that’s too short? Otherwise – who the hell cares?
Next from Lisa: “What should be in a proper first lady’s medicine cabinet?”
Well, Our Lady Laura led the way with enough uppers and downers to host a substantial three-day rave party; Michelle just has some ibuprofen and a bottle of Tums. Such a lightweight; clearly, she’s not made of the proper first family timber.
And don’t even get me started on the liquor cabinet… two bottles of Pellegrino simply doesn’t cut it. After a long day of listening to her husband lying, Laura would always reach for that ol’ standby, the Alamo Basement
* 2 parts peach schnapps
* 1 part Ballerina vodka (or any vodka that comes in a 1/2 gallon plastic easy-pour safety bottle)
* A crushed Vicodin (If any of your guests is such an anal stickler for historical accuracy that they say, “There is no basement in the Alamo!,” substitute TWO Vicodin.)
* A splash of soda
It’s served through a funnel and accompanied by chanting. Enjoy.
the Alamo Basement…
It’s served through a funnel and accompanied by chanting. Enjoy.
I definitely need to start going to better parties.
and accessorized with matching f*ck-me pumps and a flogger or riding crop–but I digress.
Sadly, Condi Rice has ruined this look for the female power player on the national stage.
But it’ll always be Saturday Night in Frisco-town.
I was running down the list of First Ladies and imagining how they’d look going sleeveless.
Until I reached Babs, at which point I tried to unimagine.
I wonder if Lisa finds it personally distressing that all the humans she finds attractive are utterly unwilling even to think about having any conceivable form of sex with her?
I notice that LS is a member of the Jonah Goldberg School of Pontification:
”As a distant observer of fashion, but a close student of the semiotics of female power, I am a little puzzled by Michelle’s frequent choice of sleeveless dresses at official moments.”
Always start out your deep and meaningful insights by reminding people you don’t know what the f**k you’re talking about.
I am a little puzzled by Michelle’s frequent choice of sleeveless dresses at official moments.
Could it be that Michelle is dealing with the fact that it is HOT up there on the stage? God forbid that we have a first lady who is in touch with reality and able to respond to it; that would be a bit of a deviation from recent tradition.
”As a distant observer of fashion, but a close student of the semiotics of female power”
Just so you know, LS isn’t the wingnut equivalent of What Not To Wear, she is a Serious Thinker, despite what you are about to read.
I see that stupid is in this season.
After a long day of listening to her husband lying, Laura would always reach for that ol’ standby, the Alamo Basement…
It’s served through a funnel and accompanied by chanting. Enjoy.
Lisa strikes me as more of a “Covenant Cleanser” Beam-me-up-to-the-mothership kinda person: Nix the peach snapps and Vicodin; substitute hard cider and phenobarbital, instead. And since Lisa is such a fashionista, I’m sure she’ll also want to consume this fine beverage while sitting on a cheap plastic lawn chair dressed in clean jeans, Nikes and a purple scarf.
By the way, has anyone else noticed that some of Cindy “Zombie-Eyes” McCain’s publicity shots look like someone erased her eyeballs?
What’s an official moment? Getting on stage with Babs, Whoopi and Germany’s favorite singer is officially what?
Maybe Michelle Obama wears those dresses because she can. Because she’s got the beauty, the stature and the drop-dead gorgeous good looks that are flattered and highlighted by pretty dresses.
Then again, maybe I’m biased. I admit my sense of fashion is about as sharp as Schiffren’s writing.
Yeah, I think Condi’s safari suit–replete with jackboots and pith helmet– kinda ruined the “power player” look for a lot of people. Nothing is more tasteless than infusing empowerment with good old-fashioned Colonialism!
Oh, and the pink St. John knit was a fashion TRAVESTY on Condi….
As a distant observer of fashion, and a close observer of the idiocy of Lisa Schiffren, I just wanted to say that here in Arizona I see women wearing those sleeveless sheath dresses and blouses every day. Why? Because it’s hot, and because it looks much better than stupid little cap-sleeve blouses with underarm wet spots. As a matter of fact, I think I’ve even seen a certain Cindy McCain wearing them, and a quick Google search confirms that I’m right …. OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111!!!
I think everyone is missing one a key point. Those sleeveless numbers reveal an awful lot of _brown skin_. This is the part Lisa finds disturbing, she’s just trying to rationalize her way around it.
So, basically they are bitching that Michelle Obama doesn’t dress like a 60 year old white librarian from Texas? Huh. What a surprise.
Well, here’s the thing:
google Michelle Obama, the narrow the search to “Images”. Guess what? You will find exactly one sleeveless dress in the entire first page. And on subsequent pages, you get….about one new pic of her going sleeveless. Appropriately sleeveless, if you ask me.
Is it me, or are the rightwing punkdits desperately reaching for the absolute craziest straws in their attempted attacks on the Obamas?
Not to mention that Michelle’s skin tone allows her to look fabulous in that really bright plum-colored (or whatever you call it) dress that she wore when she was doin’ the terrorist fist slam thing.
No pasty white woman can pull off wearing those colors, so that’s another reason to vote for the cranky old delusional white guy and his zombie wife.
HA! Just saw a segment this AM on “Today” about how the black and white “View” dress is flying off the racks! Hmm, a candidate’s wife starting a fashion trend. How very, shall we say, Jackie…
Now, I, personally don’t wear sleeveless to work, but then, I don’t have Michele’s arms, now, do I? If I did, I can assure you, I would be wearing sleaveless sheathes. In the winter. In Green Bay. I can plz haz Mishels arms?
Shorter Lisa Schiffren:
It’s clear that Those People just don’t know how to dress appropriately.