La Malkin:
Whiners of the day
By Michelle Malkin • June 25, 2008 12:25 AM
Boo-hoo: High gas prices caused our mommy to cancel our “cabel” tv because she didn’t have enough “monny,” say two sisters who held a protest in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Fewer cartoons–and time for more spelling lessons.
Sounds good to me.
From the linked article:
When a daily dose of Hannah Montana became impossible, the Vance sisters knew it was time to take to the streets.
Sadie, 9, and her sister Pyper, 7, marched around downtown Salt Lake City chanting, "Lower the gas prices," while carrying homemade signs. The sisters decided to protest after losing their favorite cable TV shows when their mother, Michelle, had to sacrifice cable TV to pay for her daily commute.
[...]
The girls recycled old campaign signs and wrote their own messages. "All of my mom’s monny[sic] goes to the gas tank!" proclaimed Pyper’s.
Yes. Michelle Malkin is now picking on seven and nine year-old little girls.
It all starts so innocently. One day you feel compelled to stalk the family of a crippled 12 year-old and soon you find that you can’t get that self-righteous "high" without going after someone else’s kids; the younger the better. That’s right: you’ve got a "toddler" on your back and, next thing you know, you find yourself hanging around nursery schools, leaping out from behind bushes and giving four year-olds and their nannies the finger before jumping into your mini-van and fleeing the scene. The downward spiral continues until one day you storm a sperm bank in some nondescript office park, take hostages, and demand that all of the "deposits" be rounded up and brought into the lobby so that you can scream at them
A SWAT team will be called.
This will not end well…




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See, when Malkin was their age she worked doing slave labor in a salt mine in some shithole third world country. This made her what she is today a psychotic hate-filled mouthpiece for oil companies.
So enough pamper. Put those girls to work. There plenty of opportunities for girls that age. Some of them will do little damage.
Ahhh…I miss the days when we could try her for witchcraft, and use the dunking stool (Pre-Industrial waterboarding?), to extract evidence…
There’s got to be some line in the “Taming of The Shrew” that applies,
Well, she turned me into a newt!
But I got better.
from the article:
Hamid Tayeb passed by on his lunch break. High gas prices have led him to commute to his downtown office on TRAX.
“I think it’s great,” Tayeb said of the protest. “It’s unfortunate that kids are doing it before we do.”
heh.
puravida
But does she weigh the same as a duck??
So it’s safe to assume that the young Malkin spawn can already recite the Heian Texts in the Constructions while field stripping a Barrett rifle, right?
I have to agree with MeeChelle here. If these kids really want to watch the teevee, they shood just cut out a meal a day, like lunch or dinner. Or maybe, we should just send them to an “Internment Day Camp” in Idaho to get some lernin in em’. ‘Pyper’ and ‘Sadie’ sound like muslim names to me. At least there we could sit them down with the latest writings of ‘Murican heros like St.Yoo and St.Scalia. After a few years of real skoolin’ next stop, Pajamas Media!
Malkin’s behavior sure sheds some light on her previously stated opposition to anti-bullying programs, doesn’t it?
Of course, she’s got a ways to go as far as I’m concerned. After all, Tim Blair and his commenters (including perennial favorite Stephen den Beste) went after a 6-year old last year. If she really wants the title of Lord of the Overgrown Bullies, she needs to get down to a day care center and yell at some swarthy 4-year olds.
Oh no.
They can do so much more.
I see Our Lady of the Internment Camps is in fine form today. It really is quite clear that this will not end well for Ms. MalKKKin, but then it started so badly as well.
i wanna see this bitch’s 2nd grade essays. Right now.
Poor Michelle. To be so constrained by pettiness that she feels compelled to fight with children…to be more interested in whetting and feeding off the rage of that band of psychopaths she cultivates as an audience…
What an unpleasant life to lead.
It will end well if it ends with Malangalang’s slow and painful death.
Only someone as pathologically rage-filled as Ms. Unhinged would take a local news puff piece about kids + gas prices and turn it into an anti-whatever screed. Reporters are running out of ways to carp about gas prices, and here comes these 2 little girls just asking for it from the ol’ hatebag herself.
TBogg – I find comment 11 to be offensive and would consider it a kindness if you removed it. Thanks.
Very bad form, Double D. Hope the mods take this one down. Beneath us.
Apologies to all. OD’d on Malkineque rage.
Am attempting to withdraw post via the sysop.
The government of the Philippines has contacted our government about a serious matter. Malkin is only visa’d to have a “kitchen servitude” permit. They appear not to want her back unless she will become the on the ground liaison to the radical muslim insurgency. There was a strange hint to the missive about the trouble she is causing for their people and could someone stop her from looking like she represents them.
To the MalKKKin it is perfectly reasonable to take on our nation’s elementary schoolers.
You see, she never mentally (or really physically-she’s tiny) advanced past that age.
What else could possibly explain the juvenile name-calling and poor cheerleading?
Thanks for that link.
I think I’ve permanently lost the hearing in my right ear.
I think commenter GladzKravtz put it best: “can’t even see the keyboard for the tears.”
Copious, copious tears.
It’s beyond me how anyone, even one so vile as Malkin, can enjoy ridiculing two little girls because they spelled two words incorrectly.
Here we have a mother who must deprive her children of something dear to them in order to be able to continue to shelter, feed and clothe them — a responsible but painful decision and something many parents have to face daily.
Here we have two children who have a grievance and they are clearly tuned in enough to our (rapidly diminishing) system of government that they decided public protest to attempt to influence the people who are presumably “in charge” to fix what’s wrong.
And wayyyyyy over here we have an adult woman who derives pleasure from making fun of all of them. What a gem.
”To be so constrained by pettiness that she feels compelled to fight with children”
They are the only ones she can beat up. She is scared to take on any real adults who are in a position to fight back.
Oh no. They can do so much more.
Oh no is right — no way I’m taking the bait this time!
I went for the okey-doke on Malkin’s singing months ago. The tics are less frequent but I’m still not a hundred per cent.
Every time I think Malkin has reached a depth below which no-one can sink, she manages to surprise me yet again.
Good thinking, Cliff. I fell for it this time and I’m sorry for it. Usually I’m able to fend off the seductive little arrows imploring me to follow them for something good only to end up in the belly of the beast, but I was slow on the uptake today. Maybe because the impact of a woman beating up on children who have done no harm to anyone made me a little dizzy…
Due to lightning strikes we just missed Germany going ahead and the Turks tying it up with minutes left.
Lousy God.
Germans back on top 3-2 89th minute!!!
Germany win.
Now we need the Russians to beat Spain to set up the Germany-Russia final.
No history there…
Shh. Don’t talk about the war…
Ewwww, I just noticed, Malkin is butt ugly isn’t she.