Comments on: “Optical intercourse”

By: biggerbox

biggerbox — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:48:27 +0000

Wait, wasn’t I reading about a PCC branch campus in Kandahar, Afghanistan? Tali-something? I’d look it up, but now I’m all upset about my failure to be a proper father and raise my eye babies up right. Heck, I don’t even know where some of them live anymore…

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:21:05 +0000

Could George Bush the Younger get into PCC?

GENERAL RECOMMENDATION:
(1) What relationship do you have with this person?
According to him, he thinks people like me gave him a mandate. Consequently, he thinks he’s the boss of me.
(2) Has this person been married before?
No. None of his previous GFs had a right hook that could compete with Laura’s!
(3) Do you know of any reason why this person would not be suitable to attend PCC?
(4) To what extent do you consider the applicant to be a dedicated Christian?
Word has it that Mr. and Mrs. Bush attend a United Methodist Church every Sunday when they’re in Washington, D.C. Of course he DOES vacation quite often. And the UMs are almost like the Episcopalians these days–if ya know what I mean.
(5) Is this person trustworthy?
You be the judge: “Mission accomplished!” “Heckuva job, Brownie!” “Our veterans deserve more than our thanks….” “No Child Left Behind is a bipartisan act intended to benefit all children….”
(6) List any outstanding traits, such as boldness, shyness, brilliance, dullness, etc.
George is a man of many sound-bites–many of which have been preserved for posterity on 8 years’ worth of Daily Bushism calendars.
(7) Would you want your children to be in close association with this person?
Despite five years of a protracted war in the Middle East, and more executive power than a body ought to have, Mr. Bush has not reinstated the draft. However, he does swear a lot; and in the past has been prone to drug and alcohol abuse.

Bush was a product of two elite schools: Harvard and Yale. Maybe accreditation is not all it’s cracked up to be.

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:10:28 +0000

Is that a beam in your eye or are you just glad to see me?

By: Cynicor

Cynicor — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:58:32 +0000

Uh, not just a non-accredited school. A PRESTIGIOUS non-accredited school.

By: TBogg

TBogg — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:17:56 +0000

There is a reason for that. They received their degree from a non-accredited school. What accredited school would hire them?

By: someofparts

someofparts — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:30:26 +0000

Don’t forget the best kept secret of our generation, that the core mission of the church is to fuck over women.

I’m told it’s an anthropological truism that any culture that only worships male gods is busy messing over women in real life.

Although it would be oddly comforting if hell in some afterlife really existed. At least then I would be sure that the neocons would get justice.

By: PaminBB

PaminBB — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:28:57 +0000

Taking a look at the PCC web site, it took a while to find a listing of faculty. However, once I did, it became clear how inbred this operation is. The vast majority of the faculty list one or more of their degrees from PCC. The exceptions are graduates of Bob Jones or various other bible schools.

This place is creeping me out.

By: Cynicor

Cynicor — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:34:50 +0000

I just wanted to note that my favorite MST3K episode was “Attack of The The Eye Babies.”

By: davidaquarius

davidaquarius — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:13:40 +0000

Jesus would weep if he ever saw what has come of his teachings.
Modern Christianity is nothing more than a blood cult.

I maintain that should Christ ever return, he would be more Buddhist than Baptist.

By: VJBinCT

VJBinCT — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:13:21 +0000

I’d say ‘Touche’, but touching of course is forbidden. Is there a Christian accreditation board that certifies colleges as ‘Christian’? From my viewpoint (as a driven-away once-Catholic), I see only narrow-minded, eccentric (OK, wackoid) religious zealots who shouldn’t be allowed to skip a weekly meeting with their parole officers. My moral view is Christian, but is limited to the beatitudes and Matthew 25, i.e, ‘What Jesus Said.’

BTW, how about a Christian-oriented video site called ‘beatitubes.com?’ Sorry ’bout that.