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This will not end well
Over at Gateway Pundit they’re harrumphing and pissing and moaning because President 29% was heckled at a Naturalization ceremony. This naturally led, as such insults to our national character often do, to this delightfully bold assertion of manhood in the comments that contains a multitude of teh funny.
Enjoy:
I am not a violent person, nor would I be very good at violence if I were. But if I am ever anywhere that one of these clown shoes pulls a stunt like this, all those hours of watching MMA [mixed martial arts] are finally going to pay off.
Or, as Steven Wright once put it:
I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I say, "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."
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I pray that this actually happens and soon. I could use some comic relief right now.
I can’t wait for him to try the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
I am not a violent person, nor would I be very good at violence if I were. But if I am ever anywhere that one of these clown shoes pulls a stunt like this, all those hours of sucking Steven Seagal’s dick are finally going to pay off.
Corrected for original intent.
So, sitting on one’s fat ass and watching martial arts gives you the ability to do them when you want? I need to start getting in shape watching old Bruce Lee flicks.
I love how you hear Bush saying that we have free speech, as the protestor is being manhandled and dragged off.
Bush really wanted to say (again) “Who cares what you think.”
Yep, just like they know how to fight the righteous war in Iraq from watching all those Chuck Norris movies… It’s a bit like Monday night quarterbacking, only awesomer.
I’m still waiting for my chance to use: ”I will destroy your school of Kung Fu!”
Ahem.
Guy’s a fucking retard.
I despise Bush and the war, too, but I didn’t like what that woman in pink was doing, either. Wrong venue, I think. It was one of the very few chances to get near him, I guess.
BTW, your comment about Jesse and Roy in Hell has gotten some attention, so congratulations on that.
This calls for a quote from “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist,”
“Pay no attention to Wimp Lo; we trained him wrong as a joke.”
That is a spectacularly awesome picture…
it’s 10 minutes later and I am still lmao -
ah the classics
Just think of the avenues this comment opens up, like:
“all those hours spent watching doctor soap operas will come in handy when I need to perform open heart surgery in a Costco after a patron collapses.”
There are few things quite as pathetic as being the kind of person who would not only write that comment at Gateway Pudpull, but actual read it over a few times and post it anyway.
Is the guy in the picture that guy who played the brother in the movie Napoleon Dynamite?
As someone that actually trains on occasion at a mixed martial arts and gracie jiu jitsu school, let me be the first to say that we love when guys come in and try shit that they saw on TV.
Especially out of shape guys.