Comments on: Crazy Mitt Lady

By: MichaelHarrington

MichaelHarrington — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:52:57 +0000

It’s increasingly clear to me that Buckley died of shame.

By: LuckyDucky

LuckyDucky — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:17:09 +0000

“So Mom, there I was, soaking wet, covered in dog hair. I had cut my leg, so I was bleeding, and I was sweaty and smelly. But the guy I sat down next to smelled even worse than I did: it was Fred Thompson.”

I swear this is true.

I believe you. I was at a newstand/lunch joint on Elliston Place in Nashville some years ago and as I was leaving I noticed a guy in a bad track suit, sitting on a stool, looking pleased with himself. You know..the way some celebrities and mucky-muck wheeler-dealers can do?

It was Fred Thompson. And it was weird.

By: VonZeppelin

VonZeppelin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:34:13 +0000

McCain may not rally a crowd, but there’s there there that could plausibly be commander-in-chief of a nation at war (really, we are, remember? It’s not just over there.).

What could have been more “there there there” than McCain’s performance as the grinning rouged corpse in front of the famous green screen? The whole world was reminded of Patton standing in front of that big ol’ flag. It just screamed out “commander-in-chief of a nation at war (really we are, remember?)”

By: Roket

Roket — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:27:26 +0000

K-Lo wouldn’t know if there’s any there there if someone slapped her up side the head with the there that was there, or something like that there.

By: DrDick

DrDick — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:20:35 +0000

Not with your equipment, a blindfold, half a bottle of tequila and a fistful of ludes.

By: jbk123

jbk123 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:25:11 +0000

Will somebody just fuck her already and put her out of her misery.

By: moondancer

moondancer — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:59:39 +0000

13″BW GE TV. Even a BW Sony is a bit upscale for a fortified wine drinker.

By: Mauimom

Mauimom — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:45:30 +0000

Wow! I clicked on the link, went over to her page and found the ultra-scary “NR Cruise,” conveniently scheduled for POST-election 2008. [Which ones will drown their sorrows, and which just drown?]

The “guest list” reminded me of a TRUE family story:

In mid-May, our family moved from DC to Hawaii. We have four dogs, and we had to schedule two separate airline flights to transport them.

On flight #1, my college-age son was bringing two of the dogs. It was pouring rain at Dulles airport, and just after he had settled into his seat [I’d used miles to upgrade him to First Class], a flight attendent came and informed him that one of the dogs had escaped from his cage and was running loose on the tarmac.

Son went down, rode around on a golf cart chasing the dog, finally caught him & returned him to crate. His description of his return:

“So Mom, there I was, soaking wet, covered in dog hair. I had cut my leg, so I was bleeding, and I was sweaty and smelly. But the guy I sat down next to smelled even worse than I did: it was Fred Thompson.”

I swear this is true.

By: LuckyDucky

LuckyDucky — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:27:41 +0000

I always wonder about that when I read Ms. “Don’t You Worry, Rick Santorum Will Win!!” Lopez. She’s not just some fly-by-night knothead. She’s an editor at NRO. (Whatever that means…”Please make this stupider”?)

And she’s been in love with both Rudy and Fabulous Fred Thompson? And Mitt. I can’t keep up with them all.

And a devoted Bushite, yammering about the way Obama speaks? Are you kidding me?

And a tossup between this and “Themanwhocreatedmoseswine&pjmedia” post for funniest thing around.

By: puravida

puravida — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:12:33 +0000

DING DING DING!!!!!