Comments on: One tin soldier rides away

By: bughunter

bughunter — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:03:41 +0000

I’ll kick his ass at Starcraft any day.

Amateur.

By: TheCritic

TheCritic — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:40:38 +0000

I too realized the perfection of the von Clausewitz of Chigger Creek through beverage related mishap. It sucks when water goes up your nose, but in this case, ’twas worth it.

By: Hatmandu

Hatmandu — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:58:32 +0000

I watched a special on the Apollo program yesterday. I’m going to go builds me a spaceship thingy now. Mars, Bitches!

By: DUDACKATTACK

DUDACKATTACK — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:51:07 +0000

Just how bad is Gomer Bile’s knee to keep him from being the soldier he wanted to be? Bad enough not to discover that even the most catastrophic knee injuries can be repaired or reconstructed to full use? Like if he ever turned on the teevee to watch Willis McGahee or Terry Allen make opposing NFL defenses shit their pants where finally then, that tiny 2 watt Christmas bulb might go off above his head?

Okay, maybe Bob’s got something really serious that just can’t be fixed. So why not try the private sector of the military? Blackwater, Titan, DynCorp or Custer Battle? Surely there they’ve got a spot for him where he can wax all the darkies he can handle, bad knee or not and earn good pay, based on his “qualifications” or “knowledge” of the military.

It’s because he can’t- Out cowardice or incompetence, take your pick.

By: Augmendoza

Augmendoza — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:31:21 +0000

This guy reminds of a classic movie scene:

Daryl [Prince of Soul-Glo]: I would have helped you [subdue an armed robber] but I had coffee in my hands - you understand . . .

By: cleek

cleek — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:12:56 +0000

ConYank = Kip.

fuckin-A, that’s awesome. perfect.

By: lilysmom

lilysmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:06:46 +0000

Forgive the lateness of the response, (it has been a long day), and the language, but why isn’t that stupid, weaselly fucker already serving in the Army? Afghanistan isn’t manly enough for him?
I could just spit.

********************karma clearance and brain bleach*******************

OT-Have a good weekend Boggs and dogs. Hugs and treats to all.

By: slippytoad

slippytoad — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:27:07 +0000

This is hilarious. Four years of tri-weekly or more martial arts classes and I’m listening to some whackoff who watches staged matches on TV brag about his “skillz.”

If it isn’t obvious . . . about 80% of what you learn in a decent martial arts course is simple repetitive strength training. You won’t get that watching Bruce Lee from the comfort of your sofa. Just like you won’t learn the wisdom of international diplomacy from watching a fucking James Bond movie.

When do these loudmouth jackoffs get forced out into the real world to actually walk the walk? When???

By: DrDick

DrDick — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:42:18 +0000

This is why terrorists are constantly “emboldened” to attack us.

Only after they quit laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor.

By: thingwarbler

thingwarbler — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:38:08 +0000

Yep, Gomer’s still waiting for his moment to shine. The Kung Fu Blogger… No doubt, he’s also just aching for that first date when he’ll be showing his potential girlfriend what all those hours of, ahem, being with himself, has done for his mad lovemaking skillz.

Meanwhile, I’m convinced McCain spoke the truth — this Georgia peachiness really is the most serious shit he can remember ever having seen, but that’s primarily because everything prior to last Thursday is floating around as some nebulous, hazy blob in the musty folds of his calcified brain.