I’m looking forward to the lemon meringue update

There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that Bloody Bill has started writing his column on an etch-a-sketch each week, shaking it over his head violently as each refuting fact rolls in before press time.

That is the honor and integritude for which the conservatives are so justly famous.

“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,” Ms. Wallace said.

And Duke Cunningham would never take bribes because he was the inspiration for the movie Top Gun.

Ironically, that would be “fewer” errors, there, Boggster.

Maybe it’s the Times’ strategy to give a neocon his platform and watch it self-destruct under the weight of his own errors/the paper’s corrections.

Bet the real staff members at the NYT have a field day with each new “correction.” Maybe there’s a symbolic cubicle with Kristol’s nameplate and photo, plastered with corrections — hope they send the esteemed columnist updated photos.