With the comic chemistry of our trio disrupted, the event will be postponed until a time when we can deliver the much-anticipated program as promised.

Comic chemistry NOT disrupted — I’m still laughing.

It’s so hard to keep up these days.

There’s an Obama salute? Why was I not informed of this? Where do I learn this?

The reference is here: Big-O which actually had nothing to do with the Obama campaign, but was “developed” by a PR company, trying to sell themselves.

who the fuck is “Rob Long”? Should I know, or is he the “Curley Joe” of the Running Dog Stooges?

JayBrida,
I, too, was unfamiliar with the oeuvre of this comic genius. A little use of the Google reveals that he was a writer/producer on “Cheers” back in the day, wrote some stuff on HuffPo a few years ago, and contributes to the comedy stylings of Dennis Miller. You will not be surprised to hear that he is a (fanfare, please) contributing editor of National Review. Eminently qualified in every way to be a top banana of Konservative Komedy.

On the other hand, I finally understand why one should build a shit moat.

Here’s a hint hotshots, when trying to sell a “funny” show don’t use terminally unfunny fake quotes touting how funny it will be (”Funny as a crippled kid getting cancer!” — Ronald R.).

And the sheer nerve of asking anyone, even heedless corporations, for $25,000 to attend that shitfest has to be a crime somewhere.

As a liberal, I felt sorry for the preening douchebags after reading that appeal.

Also, since Chris “Moe” Buckley is the only one of those twats who has actual talent and has succeeded more or less on the merits of his abilities (who the fuck is “Rob Long”? Should I know, or is he the “Curley Joe” of the Running Dog Stooges?), my guess is that he suddenly felt a twinge of shame and begged his agent to double book him somewhere else.