May this Twitiot’s enthusiasm be put to good use in Bahgdad, Tehran AND Moscow.

god bless you, Tbogg. The shit you must wade through in order for us to laugh our asses off!

What, so are there, like, 18 hits on that site? Cool.

“We will not go quietly into the night!
“We will not vanish without a fight!
“We’re going to live on!
“We’re going to survive!”
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day, the movie!

PS: Are the Republics having some kind of meeting or something??

This manages to achieve a newly epic level of incoherence even for the normally chaotic Twitiots. Have to agree with grooven, you are a braver man than I Tbogg to crawl through the sewers of the wingnut blogosphere.

TBogg, thanks for getting back to the twittiots. I love how the “Blog” posts – all 6 or whatever – have no comments, except for the first one, which has the WordPress robocomment still there. Way to go!!!!!

BTW, this “Bill Collier” who just started THE AMERICAN FREEDOMIST “blog” this month is upadaria@yahoo.com, according to this “post” on Boehner’s leader website, http://republicanleader.house.gov/blog/?p=273:

“You folks are doing yoeman’s work for the Republic! We must keep this up, and keep up pressure on all fence sitters and opponents!

ALL WE WANTS IS: a fair hearing and a fair vote on am “everything we CAN DO to achiever energy sovereignty plan”.

Bill Collier
upadaria@yahoo.com”

Well, the interns and staffers are trying hard. I guess it keeps them off the streets while the Boner and the boys are on vaca. TOOBZ!!!

This is obviously the key for a McCain victory in November. Who the hell can maintain hope in the face of such staggering idiocy?

The shit you must wade through in order for us to laugh our asses off!

So true.

But ain’t it a little scary how well he channels these lunatics? Wait, maybe it’s not that hard – imagine you’re Beavis or Butthead, you just drank some kerosene and you’ve been held captive by Virgin Ben and Michelle Malkin for eight years.

Still …

Okay. High five mySELF!

was priceless.

So this is the phoenix rising from the ashes of the Republican Revolution?

Shilling for the oil biz — crazycool!

As Doughboy Pantloaded would say: “A grand time.”

Thanks for killin’ my buzz. I was enjoying the thought of all these people getting together who can’t spell or write a single coherent sentence. Now you’ve just made me sad, capt.

McCain win?

I’ll fade that bet.

The polls are meaningless at this point. The fact is, McCain has had to get personally negative in August, a sure sign of desperation. What’s he got left for the fall?

Obama will have a huge money advantage in the fall and there won’t be any of these “cone of silence” moments in the debates.

So this is the phoenix rising from the ashes of the Republican Revolution?

Shilling for the oil biz — crazycool!

and this is different from the first Republican Revolution… how?

Cliff105, I like the cut of your jib.

in a very herto kind of way

They get no points for originality, no…

Krusty McTesty on Obama:

“He has made these decisions not because he doesn’t love America, but because he doesn’t think it matters whether America wins or loses.”

Shorter: I’m not saying Obama is unpatriotic — I’m saying he’s unpatriotic.

To have the candidate go this personally negative in August is unprecedented.

John McCain 2008 — the worst campaign in the history of Presidential politics.

I don’t give a fuck what the polls say.

Truth be told, I think this is more about doing some creative networking for future lobbying gigs with Big Oil than any deep conviction about fixing the problem of rising energy costs. On the one hand, stroking Big Oil…on the other, stroking their Republican Congressmen. A twofer.

Had to go check the dontgo mausoleum out…creepy quiet there. Up 2 weeks and no posters on board? What are they waiting for? Keerist, you’d think that they could find a few dozen Republican aides to artificially inflate that movement.

What I did find interesting was the lead geek’s – Steve Odom – other endeavors. This one is lovely: http://theunionlabelblog.com/ He’s a regular one man reactionary band.

IT IS ROCK AND ROLL TIME folks, you may not see this yet, but I promise you, we are on the cusp of a radically awesome, peaceful, but total revolution on par with 1776.
ARE YOU READY!!!!???? GOD BLESS the MEN AND WOMEN who are keeping the LIGHTS ON, who are answering the cry of the people they serve, who have answered the cry “DON’T GO INTO THE NIGHT!”

Interesting that the “House Uprising Liveblog” on the Twitiots website was last updated on August 4. I guess they’re all out manning the barricades, or drilling with muskets at Valley Forge or something.

i have been offensive and been trying to tackle my boyfriend in his “domain” for over a year now with no luck…where is my medal?

This kid really needs a girlfriend. Can someone give him K-Lo’s number?

in my Cheney induced sleep deprived delirium – thank gaia for the Twitiots and your ever sterling reportage

“Truth be told, I think this is more about doing some creative networking for future lobbying gigs with Big Oil than any deep conviction about fixing the problem of rising energy costs. On with the one hand, stroking Big Oil…on with the other, stroking their Republican Congressmen. A twofer.”

Fixed it for ya.

I think the Twits have taken a cue from Sydney McCain and started cribbing works of literature. I could swear this speech was made from atop the barricades in Les Miserables. How did that work out?

or drilling with muskets at Valley Forge or something

See? That’s their problem right there. They’re drilling in the wrong part of the state. Haven’t these guys ever heard of Pennzoil? Don’t they know who Arnie Palmer is? Quaker State isn’t just for oatmeal anymore.

You’ll find that sweet, black viscous gold farther west. Plus, they’d prolly be better off using, like, real oil-drilling equipment, because drilling with muskets is gona take a looonggg time, and that’s no sure path to energy independence.

Oh, and as for Rep. Mica, dude, they sent you back to Washington during a hurricane because they know that having another incompetent Republican fumbledick around will only make the situation worse.

Why are the fascist liberals using a communist media machine? Can we get an explanation from Doughnah on this?

The commie liberals let us borrow theirs while ours is being retooled to include a 2008 gay abortion media blaster.

McCain win? I’ll fade that bet.

Yesterday I could have got action if I’d hustled a bit.

Today, no one is betting on Krusty McHomeboy at any odds.