Comments on: Your Weekly Twitiot

By: Cliff105

Cliff105 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:24:12 +0000

McCain win? I’ll fade that bet.

Yesterday I could have got action if I’d hustled a bit.

Today, no one is betting on Krusty McHomeboy at any odds.

By: InnocentBystander

InnocentBystander — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:50:14 +0000

The commie liberals let us borrow theirs while ours is being retooled to include a 2008 gay abortion media blaster.

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:31:27 +0000

Why are the fascist liberals using a communist media machine? Can we get an explanation from Doughnah on this?

By: humboldtblue

humboldtblue — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:48:55 +0000

or drilling with muskets at Valley Forge or something

See? That’s their problem right there. They’re drilling in the wrong part of the state. Haven’t these guys ever heard of Pennzoil? Don’t they know who Arnie Palmer is? Quaker State isn’t just for oatmeal anymore.

You’ll find that sweet, black viscous gold farther west. Plus, they’d prolly be better off using, like, real oil-drilling equipment, because drilling with muskets is gona take a looonggg time, and that’s no sure path to energy independence.

Oh, and as for Rep. Mica, dude, they sent you back to Washington during a hurricane because they know that having another incompetent Republican fumbledick around will only make the situation worse.

By: Hatmandu

Hatmandu — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:13:28 +0000

I think the Twits have taken a cue from Sydney McCain and started cribbing works of literature. I could swear this speech was made from atop the barricades in Les Miserables. How did that work out?

By: makeitstop

makeitstop — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:55:38 +0000

“Truth be told, I think this is more about doing some creative networking for future lobbying gigs with Big Oil than any deep conviction about fixing the problem of rising energy costs. On with the one hand, stroking Big Oil…on with the other, stroking their Republican Congressmen. A twofer.”

Fixed it for ya.

By: cbl2

cbl2 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:23:30 +0000

in my Cheney induced sleep deprived delirium – thank gaia for the Twitiots and your ever sterling reportage

By: MNGus

MNGus — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:09:52 +0000

This kid really needs a girlfriend. Can someone give him K-Lo’s number?

By: nocturnation

nocturnation — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:33:33 +0000

i have been offensive and been trying to tackle my boyfriend in his “domain” for over a year now with no luck…where is my medal?

By: VonZeppelin

VonZeppelin — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:34:47 +0000

IT IS ROCK AND ROLL TIME folks, you may not see this yet, but I promise you, we are on the cusp of a radically awesome, peaceful, but total revolution on par with 1776.
ARE YOU READY!!!!???? GOD BLESS the MEN AND WOMEN who are keeping the LIGHTS ON, who are answering the cry of the people they serve, who have answered the cry “DON’T GO INTO THE NIGHT!”

Interesting that the “House Uprising Liveblog” on the Twitiots website was last updated on August 4. I guess they’re all out manning the barricades, or drilling with muskets at Valley Forge or something.