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Late entry in the Why Johnny Can’t Count Sweepstakes comes from PeePeeMedia’s Richard Miniter:
For better or for worse, the senate is a rich man’s club. This is largely due to campaign finance laws, which limits how much other people can give you but doesn’t limit how much you (or your wife) can give to you, and partly due to a kind of “House of Lords” tradition. (Of course, McCain is to blame for last two iterations of “campaign-finance reform.)
Finally, McCain had one good answer open to him when asked how many houses he owns: None. My wife owns them all.
A lot of guys can identify with that.
Yeah! Castrating bitches! (Finishes beer…belches…shifts on barstool and adjusts package). Took the house and the kids – had to sell my bass boat to pay for the kids braces.I’m going to go find me some new pussy.
Cue classic Richard Pryor departing girlfriend reply: "Your woman come right back at ya: grow two new inches of dick, you find some new pussy right here!"
Actually former prisoner of war John McCain already has the paunchy bitter divorced woman-hating Promisekeeper-going middle-aged gun-toting hot-young-things-ignore-me angry white male demographic locked up.
All his base belong to him.
Meanwhile help is on the way…
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Careful not to strain those eyeball’s, Dick. Not sure “he’s kept man” excuse will fly.
What’s really amazing is that no one in McCain’s camp would have considered that this question would be asked. Sounds like the Condi defense…”no one thought …..”
Oh, my, that needs to get a lot of play, and Feist just makes it more appealing. 10 houses, any one of which would be a dream come true for most of us? The arrogance is breathtaking . . .
Paul, it’s the great american dream: why, even if you’re only middle class, making, say, a modest three or four million a year, with former-POW-McSame’s proposed whopping tax cuts in hand, you too will be able to afford a foreclosed condo in La Jolla by the time US troops come home from Iraq (2078… some restrictions apply, see flyer for details).
Heh, heh; claiming to be a kept man will do absolute wonders for the dick-size obsessed. It’s just as good as a pink ATV or snowmobile.
Good morning Boggs and doggs. Hope that all is well for you guys, Casey and the boys.
We send my husband’s child/my beloved stepchild, the L&T Kelly off to Vassar on Monday. Her Dad is going to wander around the condo for a while with a small but very definite hole in his heart. The good news is that, with independence, she seems to thrive and blossom.
Regarding the previous post, Cindy does seem to have an accident or three, doesn’t she?
Well, I certainly wish he would keep them locked up and quit letting them out on weekend passes.
DrDick for the win!