If you make it larger, you’ll scare K-Lo. She’s already afraid of it when it’s regular size.

Also? Least Researched Article of 2008.

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…without a little blue pill, I suspect that just clicking on it will make any of this larger…

I just disgusted myself thinking about the whole concept…

“will NOT”….dammit

I know better than to click on wingnutty links. No way.

Which button do I click just to make her go away? If K-Lo ever does a cheerleader video, I’m afraid I’ll have to remove T-Bogg from my ‘favorites’ page…it would be just too much to bear.

Are you kidding? It’d be comedy gold.

Why, oh why do I come here before going to bed? Now I’ll have nightmares to make the worst visions of H.P. Lovecraft seem tame.

Hey, I actually went over and read the damned thing! Anybody up for a summary?

1. Democratic women are “unconventional,” and not natural blondes either.
2. Joe Biden is a submissive because he appeared in a documentary film about women.
3. Democrats force their men to attend baby showers carrying pink gifts.

For extra bonus points, decipher this sentence!
“Swept up in the victimology, this old-boy-network charge draws some nods and applause, investigations into the misuse of government resources in the Swift administration notwithstanding.”

Somebody needs to start a charity to rescue the English language from the depradations of Miss Lopez.

What did Hannibal Lecter say in “Silence of the Lambs”? “It covets what it cannot have…”

“Write about what you know”
“Write about what you know”
“Write about what you know”

How did K-Lo avoid ever hearing this maxim?

Go ahead and laugh about this article. But I’ll have you know that we do have Ben & Jerry’s stores, even way out here at the foot of the Rockies.

Must…not…click…agghhhhhh!!! Flashbacks of childhood…Darth..Vadar…without..helmet..on.

You most certainly can, phwoooooooaaaaaaaarrrrr!

Sorry.

Anyway, I was going to give myself credit for taking one for the team and reading the article, but I see that sophronia beat me to it. Clearly, I am a submissive liberal male who must prostrate myself before this powerful woman and beg for forgiveness. No, I insist; nothing will suffice but that I whimper under the stilleto heel of your thigh-high boot and plead for the chastisement of the riding crop as you tower over me in your corset. No, not that one, the red one. Thanks.

Um… just wanted to clarify that I was addressing sophronia in that last para, not Tbogg. In case any one was wondering. The whole third-to-first-person transition, it’s surprisingly tricky.

Wait, wait… what am I talking about? Geez. I’m completely discombobulated.

Give credit to the The Good Roger Ailes for her moniker, Runaway Bride of Christ.