Comments on: Speechificating

By: cbl2

cbl2 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:14:50 +0000

It was his White Album of speeches. He’s saving Abbey Road (side 2 of course) for January 20, 2009

By: DesertRat

DesertRat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:11:35 +0000

Normal Americans wouldn’t want to talk to K-Lo.

This is her equivalent of the Bangalore cab driver voices in the Moustache of Understanding’s head.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:41:21 +0000

Normal Americans are telling me it was a “mean” speech.

And the guy cooks up a mean arugula omelet, daddy.

By: BillCinSD

BillCinSD — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:58:26 +0000

Hey K-Lo had two distinct eyebrows, but she plucked the upper one out. stolen from an old Carol Burnett skit

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:16:55 +0000

Paraphrasing Office Space:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
K-Lo: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, Bon Jovi and Springsteen at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two dudes at the same time?
K-Lo: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause dudes dig a chick with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all dudes.
K-Lo: Well the kind of dudes that’d double up on a chick like me do.

By: quakerinabasement

quakerinabasement — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:04:19 +0000

And Track is going to Iraq.

When will he come back?

Hell, this is already sounding like Dr. Suess.

By: quakerinabasement

quakerinabasement — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:02:50 +0000

Trig and Track? Like Frick and Frack?

By: Cliff105

Cliff105 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:13:26 +0000

Hard to fuck with Trig, honestly…And Track is going to Iraq.

McCain just undermined his entire “not ready” campaign against Obama by picking an inexperienced 44-year old, for whom that line of attack is untenable, obviously.

McCain ‘08: the worst campaign in the history of Presidential politics presses on, taking what’s left of the GOP on it’s lemming-like drive to the sea…

By: SufferingBruin

SufferingBruin — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:38:17 +0000

John McCain picked Sarah Palin for VP.

She has five children: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.

You don’t think those names are going to be a source of snark from our man T, do you?

One can only hope…

By: Hatmandu

Hatmandu — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:11:19 +0000

Hmmmm. Accorging to K-Low, Barack made a mean speech? It’s not like he called his wife a c–t. Woman, get thee back to Operation Battery Operated Boyfriend.