So much for abstinence, huh? Striking how they all seem to fail to appreciate the irony of being staunchly anti-choice and then waxing eloquently about their “choice” to have their child waaay back when…

“I’m so glad Palin’s daughter is making the right choice” — well, shit, it’s only her “choice” because you chastity-belt fetichists haven’t yet managed to make it a capital offense to even think about terminating the unexpected pregnancy caused by that ruggedly handsome, ass-kicking salmon fisher that diddled her one dark night in the back seat of the car down by the river. If you take away the choice part, you’re just left with the disaster of dealing with an unwanted pregnancy — which has got to suck, even if your mom is the Governor…

I love how they use their favorite term crisis pregnancy.

Umm, it’s not a crisis to be pregnant, happens all the time, billions of women have gotten pregnant billions of times and given birth to billions of children.

But when your whole social outlook is spent devising ways to sniff the panties of every woman in the country, you don’t come out looking as good when it’s in your house you forgot to sniff. Once that happens it becomes a crisis pregnancy.

I wonder what happens between now and the big day because I’m starting to suspect that the baby Trig is Bristol’s, not mom’s.

Funny they named him Trig, because it’s going to take a world-class trianguator to get them outta this clusterfuck.

Are crisis pregnancies caused by crisis sex?

Are crisis pregnancies caused by crisis sex?
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Nah. “Crisis pregnancies” are caused by thinking that after you have a baby, you can’t get pregnant for months–even if you don’t use protection. Unfortunately, you can actually be more fertile than usual after delivery–especially if you don’t breast feed.

I’m betting the due date for this little miracle is closer to March than X-mas.

Actually, even a Christmas or just past Christmas due date could still have Trig as Bristol’s baby, with some quite minimal date fudging.

Trig’s birthday is (supposedly) April 18th—Christmas would be about 36 weeks later, a baby’s full term at 38 weeks. And they said her due date’s “December” (so maybe December 31st?). Trig might well have been born earlier (I’ve noticed there are about 6 different birthdays swirling around for the boy)and figure Bristol will be “late” (which is completely common with “first” pregnancies, anyway)and there you have it.

I honestly wouldn’t put it past America’s Hottest,Most Moral and Family Values Gov to induce the poor girl early, just for PR.

And wow! Levi really is one’s dream son-in-law, no???

The National Review is a never ending unprofitable game of twister. “Yeah Mcain is stupid enough to fall off a balcony but that’s good don’t you see.”

most, if not all, Republican women spent their high school years with their knees behind their ears.

That’s news?

My older sister is not even a year older than me, so yes, they’re gonna have some ’splainin’ to do whichever way it goes.

Republican golden oldy hits:

“Put your legs on my shoulders…”

“Close your eyes, spread your legs, and I’ll fertilize your eggs, and I’ll give all my lovin’ to you.”

I’m betting on a miraculous ‘miscarriage’.

My friends, y’all need to lay off Ellie Mae. She’s doing such a good job hanging herself and her friend, the Senator from Arizona. She really doesn’t need any assistance.
BTW,I expect a “miscarriage” too. And the miscarriage will happen at some opportune moment when Ellie Mae or Jed make a major faux pas and need to divert attention. Hell, if this pregnancy works out well, they may even announce the other teen’s preggers. I heard today that apparently there’s another rumor on the intertubes that Trig is the older son’s kid – the one who joining the army because his GPA couldn’t get him into Univ. of Alaska.

Well, it appears as if Mrs. Palin has chosen her battle, and as a good Democrat, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has taken up the challenge.

Note to Palin — drop out now, really, you don’t need this, you really don’t. Tell the crazy old codger you just wanna enjoy the northern lights and your ever-growing family and be done with it.

Amato has the goods over at C & L

http://www.crooksandliars.com/…..nst-palin/

The first sexual libertine this catholic school boy met was the daughter of a Baptist minister. Most of the “disappeared” girls in high school were from the scariest serious Catholic families. Is there a theme developing here?

Oh and the reason they released the preggers story was the Inquirer not the lefty blogs.

Which they’ll blame on the stress of dealing with all the lies and smears from the Democrat Party. Throw in a tearful press conference, and voila! All questions about which baby is whose vanish in a flash, the need for a shotgun wedding is kerput, sympathy for the poor innocents abounds, and the Dems are horrible meanies.

Hey, wait a second . . . am I Karl Rove?

Most of the “disappeared” girls in high school were from the scariest serious Catholic families

We weren’t the scariest Catholic family, but that happened in my house. Older sister suddenly went to live with G & G for no apparent reason.

Although, to the adults, the reason was apparent enough.

My bad. One of the photo captions of the Governor subsequent to her return from whompin’ a youngun out in the middle of an Alaska cabbage patch after debarking from the flight from TX seemed to indicate a DoB of late May for Trigg. Kinda small for a full-term baby, too.

I’ve heard several different dates that the stork came a vistin’ in April. And my (legitamately) late, gained 50 pounds for daughter was only 6 pounds, 6 oz. But I still think it’s Bristol’s baby.

Oh, BTW, McGrampy says Obama/Biden are smearing America’s Hottest Gov, by revealing things in her background that he didn’t previously know, because he failed to properly vet her. How mean!!!

I just want to know:

How did the GOP find a power-abusing, secessionist, creationist, book-banning, global-warming denying, stem-cell research opposing, homophobic, anti-choice, pentecostal, abstinence promoting, female governor who’s suing the US to have polar bears removed from the endangered species list, and has an unwed pregnant teenage daughter dating a guy named after the inventor of blue-jeans?

It’s like she was made for them.

And what does it say about John McCain that he took one look at this batshit insane backwoods authoritarian and thought: “Soul-Mate”?

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My God, it just doesn’t end:

Palin Slashed Funding for Teen Moms

The streets will be strewn with the bodies of people suffering from irony overdose.

It seems the “fucking redneck” is on his way to the convention.

Tbogg’s gotta see the National Enquirer.

knees, not ankles? Well I guess maybe physical flexibility goes with moral flexibility…

Of course we’ve also learned that many Republican men, including the most homophobic, spend their post-high school years with their knees behind other men’s ears. Right Senator Craig?

Our Karma ship finally came in?

Hee hee hee, that was great, INOTBB!

Damn, and unlike those GOP floozies that Byron York says confided in him, I spent my high school years (”…California Scholarship Federation, 1,2,3, CSF Sealbearer 4; Young Democrats, 1,2,3,4…”) with my knees together, not entirely by choice. Been making up for it ever since. And if were not for contraception, which Sarah Barracuda reportedly opposes even for married couples, I’d probably have more than a dozen children–not at all what the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel had in mind, or pocketbook.