LOL Sometimes it must be painful to be a mind reader tbogg.

Is McCain teaching the little girl the POW salute? And who colorizes Cindy’s legs?

That’s Just What I Said

Wouldn’t it be funny if every time we saw Bristol and Sarah together, a different one of them would be the pregnant one? They did mention the Unbearable Lightness of Being didn’t they?

What’s creepy about this whole thing (well, what isn’t creepy)is how Governor Scandal and Senator Temper are using the soon-to-be Mister and Missus Fucking Redneck as a shield now?

Is there any truth to the rumor that young Ms. Palin has had multiple boyfriends? I hear tell of a group known as the “Bristol Rovers”…

Oh, man. That picture raises so many questions. Who is the skinhead behind McCain? Why is he teaching that little girl a fascist salute? How did Levi get so fat if he’s busy kicking ass all day? Why is Todd picking his nose in public? And who, dear Lord, is the bimbo with the bleached hair, the ready-for-a-blowjob-if-you-are puckered mouth and the red outfit that looked like it was given away for free at the end of the Miami Vice props sale in 1991?

Ferchrissake, does that sorry looking bunch of wankers really fancy themselves the next first family or two?

The skinheads the one who’s going to army because he couldn’t get into Univ. of Alaska because his GPA wasn’t good enough. And we all know its about as hard to get into Univ. of Alaska as it is Stanford which Chelsea Clinton attended. Also, wouldn’t you have thunk the McCains would have gotten these snowbillies some decent fitting clothes. I know Walmart has clothes but really, I don’t think you wear Walmart clothes when you are going to meet the Next President of the United POWs.

Idiot boyfriend gets to stand in the middle of the shot and the heroic Track’s in the back.

So the guy who has to go to war takes a back seat to the guy who’s fucking Sis…

Can’t the goopers even stage photo ops anymore?

How did Levi get so fat if he’s busy kicking ass all day?

Either Chimpy loaned Levi his codpiece or the RNC had him fitted with some sort of “dicklock/anti-f*ck” device.

God, I hate Cindy’s new Deborah Harry circa 1983 look. she couldn’t resemble a dominatrix more if she tried.

Why is he teaching that little girl a fascist salute?

Thank you, TW, that was worth the ordeal of the speech. The G/F is no blog reader, but I made sure she saw that photo, the laugh it elicited is gonna get me some nookie.

I’ve been watching for days while Willow, who is 13 or 14, watches all that good lovin’ big sis is getting just for getting knocked up. It’s the pits being “the good girl” and then seeing all the attention and national hugs going to the one who climbed out the window after mom and dad were watching TV.

Hmmmmm. How could Willow get the folks to public announce what a great kid she is?…

public = publicly

Hey, look, over there — orange legs!

Christ, they’re white.

And stupid.

Does Ms. Momma Palin EVER hold “her” baby? Haven’t seen it except on that magazine cover.

As a hockey mom, you would have thought Palin would have taught her daughter to protect the five-hole.

Well…according to a neighbor, Willow (who is in 8th grade) has a boyfriend who was yammering about Bristol being pregnant, and that’s how the story got out in Alaska, so…8th grader + disinterested parents + older sister getting attention for being pregnant + idiot boyfriend = womb human!

If I didn’t know better I’d say Sarah Palin is starting to look like, dare I say it, a celebrity.

Sorry, did someone say that the aging Vegas hooker on the right edge of the group is Cindy McCain? Serious?

Why, that’s Patsy from AbFab!

So the guy who has to go to war takes a back seat to the guy who’s fucking Sis…

The very same way many prominent Republicans served their country during the Vietnam War, I believe.

Who is the skinhead behind McCain?

I believe that his name is Tranny.

And who, dear Lord, is the bimbo with the bleached hair, the ready-for-a-blowjob-if-you-are puckered mouth and the red outfit that looked like it was given away for free at the end of the Miami Vice props sale in 1991?

Again, but with a lower-case T.

On the plus side for Levi, going by the two month salary guideline, he only needs to spend 1/6 of his divvie check on the engagement ring.

And don’t forget, if she pops that thing out before December 31st, that kid will start making them money as early as 2010!

Someone should gain Mr. Johnston’s attention and point out that laundry list of complaints about Mr. Wooten that suddenly appeared the moment the divorce papers were filed against Sarah Palin’s sister.

hey,

I have no love for Sarah Palin, but don’t make assumptions about her kids.
that dude’s in the military and going off to Iraq in a week or two. did you see him at the convention? he looked uncomfortable there and unhappy as hell.

his mom may be an unqualified, corrupt, vindictive nutcase but her kid isn’t running for office.

I also think the scorn being heaped on the poor SOB who knocked up sarah’s daughter is kind of unfair. Just imagine yourself on the wrong end of Sarah palin’s shotgun. from what i’ve read the kid sounds like everyone I went to high school with: a goofball teenager who drinks beer and probably puffs weed (he is from alaska after all).

imagine if TLATC found herself in such a scrape, would you be such blatant dicks then?

My hunch is that the L&T one wouldn’t “find herself” in such a scrape. The phrase “find herself” makes an assumption the person really doesn’t know how they got there, and that seems to be the case here: ignorance is not a good method of birth control. And yes, the lad does seem remind me of some people I knew back in the day, in the diagonally opposite corner of the US, but none of them were banging the daughter of the governor.

This is really all about judgment and decision-making, and the Palin clan, and their circle, seem to be pretty clue-free. What’s ironic about this is how the Alaska secessionists claim the lower 48 are degenerate and weak: the only place I can recall seeing a bigger projection is at a drive-in.

paul, much of what you’re saying is, for lack of a better word, STUPID.

“My hunch is that the L&T one wouldn’t “find herself” in such a scrape.” You don’t know anything about those two kids: how do you know the condom didn’t break? How do you know she wasn’t on the pill, and the pill failed (that’s how I became a father). You weren’t there. You don’t even know what Bristol Palin’s feelings are about the whole situation: the national enquirer was reporting that her Sarah tried to marry the two off a few months back and the girl refused: you have no idea what she thinks of her mom, and as a minor she’s still largely under mom’s control.

Taking pot-shots at Bristol Palin and her boyfriend because the girl’s mother is a fundie wingnut kook is like blaming Jenna Bush for starting the war in Iraq.

“This is really all about judgment and decision-making, and the Palin clan, and their circle, seem to be pretty clue-free.”
Fascinating: Which of Sarah Palin’s decisions are Bristol and Levi responsible for? can you name some?

A few months back at dailykos, some guy was freaking out over Andrew Giuliani suing Duke University, and claimed “like father like son”. Except it’s a matter of record that none of the Giuliani kids even like their dad, wouldn’t campaign with him, and at least one kid supports Obama.

I think you’re treating these kids unfairly. they’re kids to begin with, and they can’t be held responsible for their parents’ actions. It’s not the equivalent of calling Jenna Bush a drunk: it more like calling chelsea clinton the family dog.

Is First Dude Todd picking his nose in that photo?

Even though, yes, the Palins’ infant has Down syndrome and floppy muscle tone, why does he appear to be asleep/inert in every single photo I’ve seen of him, no matter who’s holding him or how noisy the environs? Not crying, not looking around, not even messing with a bottle, pacifier, or toy? None of my three sons was remotely as non-responsive either as infants or later. Was he slipped a wee drop o’ Benadryl, or what’s suggested before long plane rides? Or perhaps the opium-laced “soothing syrups” from the Victorian era for which Sarah sighs?

My pediatrician once suggested a smidgen of Benadryl to be given to my eldest, then eleven months, before a thirteen-hour flight. Fortunately, I tested beforehand, at home, and oh my Lord, my son thought it was Mardi Gras! “Let’s par-tay!” was his response. Good thing I didn’t try that on the plane; instead, I took him to the playground on the way to the airport and he crawled and cruised around until he was exhausted.

So that’s the criticism-proof human shield the Palins employ: not the Semi-Disguised Baby Bump, but the Pass-Around Baby Lump… Alas, no similar shield will be available for Track in I-raq (or our other troops).