Comments on: Whitest Oldest Convention Ever

By: discoclark66

discoclark66 — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:17:07 +0000

Shorter McCain: ”I’m going to change the ”constant partisan rancor” in Washington with my running mate, the ”pitbull with lipstick” attack dog, unlike my uppity (negro), elitist opponent.”

By: moondancer

moondancer — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:05:15 +0000

I getting to a place where snark and satire won’t cure my nausea.

By: RickMassimo

RickMassimo — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:41:43 +0000

So can someone explain to me why non-candidate Michelle Obama’s list of things she “had to do” in her convention speech was about two miles long, and the list of requirements for complete-unknown would-be vice-president apparently consisted of “don’t wear a gingham dress, shout ‘Yee-Haw!’ and fire several shotgun shells into the ceiling”?

Besides IOKIYAR, I mean?

By: smccann

smccann — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:13:24 +0000

Hooooly Cow!

Todd and Sarah Palin were in an animated series back in the 90’s! Did anybody know this?

http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavi...../todd7.jpg

The representations are eerily good…

By: Dale

Dale — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:09:59 +0000

tbogg said: At the end there they were passing around Baby Trig like he was a prize ham.

Because he was making a McCain in his diaper.

By: sdrDusty

sdrDusty — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:03:17 +0000

“When she told her lipstick joke, she pointed at her mouth, just perfectly.”

Too bad she never taught little Bristol to point similarly.

By: Dale

Dale — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:35:23 +0000

Hick Hop! Thanks markedHoosier.

Label this “analyses” in the Ron Fournier manner: If McCain abuses Cindy and gets hen-pecked by Sarahcuda will he then, finally, get the PUMA votes?

Dale

By: WeirdDave

WeirdDave — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:58:15 +0000

Sarahcuda

Oh man, that’s good enough for them to use.
What, are you like in marketing or something?

By: HeywoodJ

HeywoodJ — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:55:55 +0000

Pardon my Scotch, but what the fuck is a Cowboy Troy? Oh, I see the link. That really doesn’t help. It just doesn’t make sense, much like the rest of the sad proceedings there in the Larry Craig Memorial Tearoom. If they can hang on and just ignore Fredo for two more months, they can change the national anthem to “la-la-la I can’t HEEEAR you!!1!1“. As with the current anthem, it’s the high note at the end that throws most folks.

Still, it was probably good times for the delusional Cocoon crowd. It always is.

By: MarkedHoosier

MarkedHoosier — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:53:27 +0000

Who is Cowboy Troy? He is a mix of country and rap that he calls “Hick Hop.”

Check it out.

Click the link, you know you wanna…