Ewwwwwwwwwww, girl stuff!

Icky icky pooh pooh.

Is Erick going to need Monica to show him the feminine hygiene aisle? I’d love to see the look on his face the first time she asks him to pick up some pads while he’s at the store.

TBogg, now you’ve gone and broken Balloon Juice. Bad blogger, bad, bad.

now you’ve gone and broken Balloon Juice.

Might not be his fault – Balloon Juice has been fuxx0red for weeks. Well, I exaggerate. It’s actually been months.

Then again, FDL and all its friends have been beastly slow and database-not-worky the last couple days too.

This is the party that is going to protect us against the Islamofascists?

Pure genius. Right up there with some of Abbie Hoffman’s finest work.

Humboldt, i’d like to see the look on Krempasky’s face when Monica asks Erickson to pick her up some pads.

McCain is mad that they revealed his secret plan to capture Bin Laden involving hard-to-come-by-in-the-Pakistan-lawless-tribal-regions-feminine-products. He was so close!

I hope McCain gets confused on stage tonight with all the bright lights and party dresses and thinks he’s at Tailhook and starts grabbing ass.

That’s Just What I Said

Shopping scheme, damnit.

Too bad he didn’t use condoms as a target for this radical form of civil disobedience. He could have made it a learning experience as well. Doh!!

wicked. if only we’d thought of doing that to saddam a few years ago, we’d have saved a butt-load of money and time.

Because, when I see a magazine left of the shelf of a supermarket aisle, I immediately consider which aisle it is to determine if there is satiric intent behind its presence there. I DON’T just think “gee, some schmuck was reading that and left it here.” And I DEFINITELY DON’T ignore it.

Yessirree. That plan’s the kind of brilliant wit that’s made conservative humor programs the hottest thing on the market.

WTF happened to this website, did the FBI think it was protesting the RNC and mace it?

this is more about last nite’s main event, but remember:

jesus was a community organizer, pontius pilate was a governor.

(h/t mudflats!)

So I head on over to Snopes to see if Erik Erikson is a nom de plume of Sacha Baron Cohen or Don Novello. Nope, he’s all too real I’m afraid. Hilarity ensues in an earlier post (which may as well be entitled I Haz Kwezton) when Erik “shows his work” and manages to disprove his own observation before he can finish typing it out:

http://www.redstate.com/diarie…..s-convent/

I think they are concerned that we’re copying a plank of Operation Chaos; the reading material game. I was in a bookstore recently and happened to pass the shelf where all of Barack’s books were located. Some clever Joe had transferred the entire section of books on the joy of gay sex to a prominent spot right by Barack’s. Funny thing is that sort of humor only works on rethugs, so once again they are preaching to their hatechoir.

Fortunately the National Enquirer is sold at the checkout counter at the Safeway downstairs from the office of the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel. He bought me the newest Enquirer as a token of his love, affection, and snark.

Thank heavens the tabloids aren’t shelved in the feminine hygiene aisle. He doesn’t go there. Never has.