Does it come with a pink Hummer?

Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose
In they hiney.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!

Now they are bringing out Redneck Barbie as “someone you’d like to fuck and go bear hunting with, or snow-mobiling, or just fuck”.

Still trying to play the country boys for suckers!

I learned something about troll biology: they travel in groups.

More likely “conspiracies.”

But there are sexist overtones with the term “barbie”,…

“Barbie” is “sexist?” we’re talking about the first plastic chick to become a doctor, a lawyer, an astronaut, and a POLITICAL CANDIDATE–not to mention a trademarked product, subject to all of the protections that inhere thereto. Where is the Mattel legal team when you really need them?

And by the way, biodiesel is illegal in this state and many others if you don’t pay the fuel tax.

She engineered a “i tech lynching”as Bill Maher said tonight. I noticed the prolific and articulate Levi Johnson had his My Space page taken down this week. This is a literary loss. From the kid who knocked up Bristol Palin (possibly twice with mommy possibly faking apregnancy ose uterus never grew–rumor is those uterine linings get about five times thicker and the uterus goes from the size of a pear to the size of a small watermellon):

“I’m a fucking redneck who lies to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit just fucking chillin’ I guess.

“Ya fuck with me and I’ll kick ass.”

His future mother in law is kicking ass by running from questions from voters, the press, and trying to avoid a deposition on her illegal firing of a public safety comissioner over family conflicts.

Under children he writes under Children, he writes “I don’t want kids”.

I give the marriage 20 months, the same length of time Palin has been governor of a sparsely populated state that lacks most of the issues of small cities.

Maybe they should have taught Alaskan children when you dip it put a cap on it when you don’t want kids instead of no sex education, and creationism which is not only illegal in most states, but the Eleventh Circuit removed stickers from books in a redneck Georgia county that put little advertisements for creationism on the stickers. Under the settlement of the case entitled, Selman v. Cobb County School District, the School Board agreed never to use similar stickers or undermine the teaching of evolution in the science classroom.

When someone says they put a plane on ebay and sold it and made a profit ( both Palen and McBush are lying about that in their litany of lies (no questions from voters or the press about the lies), when in fact they failed to sell it and a Palin contributor bought the plane and made a $600,000 profit and Alaska took a $600,000 loss…

When someone says they rejected the Bridge to NoWhere with disdain when in fact the imbecile is constructing an acess road to the bridge that doesn’t exist and isn’t going to exist costing the taxpayers of Alaska hundreds of thousands, and when the dumb bitch took $330,000,000 of my tax money and begged for more earmarks including the Bridge than any other state, and then lies and says she turned down the bridge I’d call her Little Ms. Disingenuous aka North Slope Lying Bitch.

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