After all, there’s a constitutional right to arm bears, which should not be construed narrowly…so wolves get armed too. With SAMs.

In addition, unlike Palin’s flying butt-monkeys, the wolves eat what they kill.

(Alaskans, don’t take it personally. Just look at the fucks who hold statewide office, though.)

Hunters and anglers are becoming staunch environmentalists these days. The anglers want the water to remain clean, and hunters consider themselves sportsmen, and shooting an animal you don’t intend to eat from a plane is most unsportsmanlike.

I used to think hunting was just barbaric, but then I met some deer hunters. One guy I know was a hunting guide who didn’t shoot deer with a gun, but with a crossbow. Another I know, once he has enough venison to freeze for his extended family for the winter, donates the rest to the Union Mission.

The upshot is that this will turn off a lot more hunters than Kerry’s spanking new Carhart jacket.

I had enough trouble explaining natural predation to my kids – wait till these PTA Moms and Dads have to explain this murderous cruelty to little Kaitlyn or Tyler

15 seconds of these cowards and 15 seconds of a drowning mama polar bear and she is effin’ toast with the on the fence crowd