It’s the end of the world as we know it and she feels fine:
Bess was not the only man in the room who has had firsthand knowledge of how Palin’s evangelical views color her world view and therefore, potentially, her policy-making decisions. Phil Munger, our host and author of the Progressive Alaska blog is also a noted local musician and has had many dealings with Sarah Palin in the past.
[He] says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. “She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board,” said Munger, a music composer and teacher. “I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, ‘Sarah, how can you believe in creationism — your father’s a science teacher.’ And she said, ‘We don’t have to agree on everything.’
“I pushed her on the earth’s creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she’d seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them.”
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. “She looked in my eyes and said, ‘Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.’”




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Dad must be so proud.
I saw those same pictures. I believe they were Sleestack footprints.
…whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she’d seen images somewhere…
It was called The Flintstones.
Why do those people still have their clothes on? Something’s not accurate there…
Most interpreters of the Book of Revelation leave out the humongous hooters in their understanding of the Rapture.
Those boys are the lucky ones. They can totally see up her skirt.
I just got finished writing about Neopentacostal Dominionists and Third Wave doctrines. After a few hours of research I began to wonder if everything I was reading was planted there to make me look insane when I discussed it. I wondered if maybe I was dreaming and I would wake up soon, and Palin would be a normal human being.
The verdict: Sarah put the Nutz in Wingnutz and Trucknutz. Sarah applies Christian looney tunes Fundamental Base makeup all over her entire body. Before she goes to bed at night her soul looks like Ledger’s Joker, and when she wakes up her soul looks like Christopher Walken in The Prophet. The woman is GONE crazy.
The verdict: Sarah put the Nutz in Wingnutz and Trucknutz. Sarah applies Christian looney tunes Fundamental Base makeup all over her entire body. Before she goes to bed at night her soul looks like Ledger’s Joker, and when she wakes up her soul looks like Christopher Walken in The Prophet. The woman is GONE crazy.
Wow, Presto. A very astute summary of Moosolini that would be Veep. Just very well said.
What if they misunderstood and its the Raptors?
Scene from the Rapture.
Silly Sarah: Jesus, is so great to see you!
Jesus: Let’s go my child.
Silly Sarah: Wait, let me get my children, Track, Trig, Willow, Sneezy, and Stapler.
Jesus: You’re fucking kidding, right?
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. “She looked in my eyes and said, ‘Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.”
And he travels under the name Barack Blackazoid Hussein Hatewhitey Obama.
I heard she also so mommy kissing Santa Claus…
Can someone please ask her now old she thinks the earth is?
Palin is not unusual among the Branch Alaskian Cultists. I’m all for the sucking up Fundies part of the rapture. Why didn’t JC take them all with him the first time he assended?
That’s Just What I Said
“Blackazoid”? its so super-freak!
http://i14.photobucket.com/alb…..ampgif.gif
:^)
Honor thy father? Not so much…
If anybody isn’t familiar with the footprints, they are near the Paluxy River in Texas. There are elongated depessions that are about the right size to be human footprints. I saw a show on creationism and a paleontologist who excavated there regularly said the ones he had seen were the heelprint of a Camptosaur. Some of them have toes, which had been chiseled in later. The paleontologist said he had been there over consecutive summers and the first summer he saw a print with no toe depressions, and the next summer, he saw the exact same print and it had toe depressions (not blaming the creationist advocates, it could have been anybody with an artistic bent).
I long for the Rapture. Every weekend that I happen to think about it, I look out the window and say to my wife, do you think the Rapture happened already? Living where we do, it would probably be days before we noticed any difference.
Those pictures fall into two categories. Outright fakes, and more or less random impressions in rocks that look a little like a footprint, and have been enhanced by carving. The fact that Palin fell for them doesn’t speak well of her ability to lead. If she’ll fall for that con, she’s an easy mark for any crazy schemer who makes it to her office.
Fortunately for the Palin-McCain campaign, the only mainstream media figure with the slightest interest in any of this is whoever wrote the “Ask her about the dinosaurs” line in that SNL sketch.
MrUpright is right. The blond guy is staring right up her skirt and yelling, “Rapture!” and he’s staring at her Left Behind!
That’s Just What I Said
This picture also reminds me of the 11th buzziest blog post where Ann Althouse got so upset because Feminista brought her breasts to the meeting with Clinton.
11. “Bill Clinton, lunching with the bloggers” 9/13/06
Oops the html got lost: http://althouse.blogspot.com/2…..ggers.html
If this keeps up I think I will become an involuntary conscript in her church of “the Holy Laughter anointing”
as seen in youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..&eurl
I know I’ve laughed my ass off over this post alone.
Thank you Hatmandu.
Hey! How come only white people are going to heaven?
Shhh. Not so loud.
Most interpreters of the Book of Revelation leave out the humongous hooters in their understanding of the Rapture.
Look! It’s the Rackture!
…and he’s staring at her Left Behind!
[rimshot]
If Gawd ruptured every fundy to where ever it is they want to go, it’d be heaven on Earth for the rest of us.
Speaking of not-ready-for-primetime Palin, anyone else like to see John Stewart and Stephen Colbert do interviews with Tina Fey? That would be ratings gold. And it would probably be the closest approximation of a live interview that we’ll see from McCain’s VP.
The Rackture! Brilliant.
I tell ya what, if all of the cartoon teen Betties that float up to the great beyond are that hot, then color me converted.
“Baby, [she] is gonna go down!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_wQ2VJL9Y
And if they were Japanese, they’d be saying “Saabisu! Saabisu!”
OK, I’m shallow too: a lot of bodaciousness sliding on up to heaven.
But seriously, and I shall repeat this endlessly: Sarah just ain’t teh hawt!
And what’s with that annoying North Dakotan twinge in her voice?
Fine, now back to real issues.
Dat bitch crazy!
Rackture! LOL.
You know Republicans tend to be assmen on the sly.
Well, if I had to guess, I’d say that it’s because Most Writers Are (White) Males. Either that, or it’s a case of Missing White Woman Syndrome.
Uppity black people are in the back of the Rapture.