Todd Palin actually comes out looking okay in this because he looks painfully embarrassed by the fucking middle-aged groupie shrieking “First Duuuuuuude! I Lovvvvvvve Youuuuuuu!”

How bad do you have to be to think this is a respectable job you’re getting paid for? And how many times does someone need to tell you “Todd is okay,” and you don’t get that he’s pleading with you to stop?

I thought it couldn’t happen. If anyone had told me I’d see something that made me feel empathy/sympathy for Todd Palin I’d have laughed. Now I just weep.

Selling your soul to Scientology doesn’t always get you the best celebrity gig does it?

What a kiss ass, she is.

greta

I’m sorry, I HAD TO STOP at :37 in.

Does it get any better?

Sickening. Her not him. He’s your typical brain dead sperm donor. She? Someone that once had a purpose in life, but abandoned it a long time ago.

T-Bogg, you gotta feel small in the face of this gripping journalism.
I hope this is just part one. Greta really has a way with words.

Too bad that chump, First Dude, is just another SP.

It’s like watching a painfully bad first blind date, where neither of the two really merit anything better than what they’ve got going on, but for mental hygiene reasons you really just want the whole thing to fast forward to the “well, that was a swell evening. Guess I’ll be seeing you around” part outside her front door.

I made it to 47 seconds. Did anyone actually watch all of it?

NOES! Not even for forthcoming basset hounds can u make me listen to that! Noes! And again, NOES!

That’s not fair to either the developmentally disabled nor to Ellen, Tbogg. She looks like the Joker’s little sister trying to make one of those creepy snuff videos but lacking the self-confidence to get nasty.

I could feel my brain cells dying off by the thousands. Thanks, Tbogg, that’s 3 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

Leave it to Greta to make me feel sorry for the guy. I don’t think he wants anything to do with being in the limelight like this.

There are three women (so-called) journalists on teevee on a daily basis that are obviously right-wing tools. Greta is one of them. Mika Brezezinski and Candy Crowley are the other two. I know there are others — on Fox Noise alone there’s a gaggle of them. But these three are the most prominent, and I just want to smack ‘em silly every time I listen to one for more than 3 minutes.

The question for TBoggians is:

Is this more embarassing to the participants than the Malkin cheerleader video?

I vote “No”, but it’s very, very close.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States.

You don’t think he lets Sarah make all those hard decidering decisions, do you?

From the NYT 9/14/08 Palin article:

Laura Chase, the campaign manager during Ms. Palin’s first run for mayor in 1996, recalled the night the two women chatted about her ambitions. “I said, ‘You know, Sarah, within 10 years you could be governor,’ ” Ms. Chase recalled. “She replied, ‘I want to be president.’ ”

Secessionist Sarah has long wanted to be President of — what?

The United States?

No! The independent nation of Alaska!

Watch in the Greta interview where Traitor Todd makes a clear distinction between “Alaskan families” and “American families.”

The “Country First” repukes have nominated for VP someone who doesn’t identify herself as an American.

…No popcorn, thanks, I’m stocked up on these choco-peanuts for the duration…

At least we now know that Todd Palin can withstand torture.

We. Want. Dogs. We. Want. Dogs. We. Want. Dogs.

According to that recent article about her, Cindy McCain doesn’t either.

Hmm, this could get interesting. Too bad Cindy’s too old to get pregnant.

Well, that was creepy. Greta’s “audience” must consist of people who fell asleep during BillO or Sean. There’s no way anyone would deliberately tune in to watch that mess.

Having weathered a bad case of Malkin-plex I feel inoculated against anything Tbogg throws our way.

Traitor-Todd/Gutless-Greta ring up a solid 9 on the Vomit-Meter.

The fish First Pud catches have more personality…

Hey, I’ll diss Miss Alaska First as readily as the next person, but to say she’s a “dog” is kinda…oh…bassets!…my bad…yeah…Bassets!

No one can shoot himself in the foot while it’s still in his mouth like John McCain.

Shorter: McCain’s brain rains on the plain in Spain.

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/….._0918.html

By George,…he ain’t got it.

I wonder if our host would agree to a “one dog photo per Palin post” rule. Teh stupid is getting a little oppressive, and the healing power of basset mugs would be greatly appreciated…

First Dood interviewed by First Boob. I like to imagine Walter Cronkite’s head on Greta’s body and his mouth actually saying those things. I wish he would surface on Rachel’s show and tell us what he thinks of the campaign coverage.

Maybe it’s just me, but I think that Greta Van Susteren is slowly turning into Jackie Rogers, Jr.?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8GeMVAf4A

Is this more embarassing to the participants than the Malkin cheerleader video?

I call a tie.

Me, too.

Although if I have to analyze these painful video experiences, Malkin was pretending to be something she never was, and Greta and Todd were… just being themselves. Which is worse?

Soon we’ll learn what Todd has tattooed on him, and where!

A bit of trivia about our botoxed bloviator. Greta hails from Appleton, Wisconsin, which was also the birthplace of Harry Houdini, Edna Ferber, the John Birch society and Joe McCarthy. As a matter of fact, Daddy van Susteren was one of Joe’s best friends and a campaign strategist for his successful 1946 run for the US Senate. With those kinds of background creds, is it any wonder she was such a perfect fit at Fox? But unlike Ellen, van Susteren’s romantic entanglements (for all I know they are nonexistent) remain on the QT. But you know how Republicans are with these delicate matters. cf: Mary Cheney.

Then again, there are times when the apple falls far from the tree. The father of liberal radio host Stephanie Miller was Barry Goldwaters’ veep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Miller

When I clicked onto this link, I was treated immediately (I guess) to a full-page pop-up adult web site of potential sex partners. Does this say something about Todd Palin? Because I know Tbogg didn’t do it!