I’m being transferred to “Shutthefuckupistan”, wherever the hell that is…

So long Carly:

Top McCain-Palin official Carly Fiorina is facing criticism from some within the campaign for a day of what they call "very Biden-like" comments, after the former Hewlett-Packard CEO told two separate interviewers that neither member of the Republican ticket would be capable of running a company.

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But with the economy center stage in the campaign, the words that gave Democrats easy fodder to attack the Republican ticket.

A top McCain official contacted by CNN said, on condition on anonymity, "No big deal, but not how you get on the surrogate all-star team. Very Biden-like."

“This campaign source said Fiorina would be discouraged from additional media interviews.

Another top campaign adviser was far less diplomatic.

"Carly will now disappear," this source said. "Senator McCain was furious." Asked to define "disappear," this source said, adding that she would be off TV for a while – but remain at the Republican National Committee and keep her role as head of the party’s joint fundraising committee with the McCain campaign.

Fiorina was booked for several TV interviews over the next few days, including one on CNN. Those interviews have been canceled.

This is too bad since every time she was invited on a cable show with an Obama supporter she immediately morphed into the Washington Generals to their Harlem Globetrotters.

Personally I’m disappointed that she will be off the cable dog and pony shows because I was really hoping that an enterprising host would eventually get around to asking her (or Mitt!): "Do you really believe that Sarah Palin will make a better vice president than you would have?" just to see what would happen.

In my pool at work, I took "blood would shoot out of her eyes."