Just like that “This is Sparta” guy from 300 except…not.
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Ace O’ Spades takes time out from his long twilight struggle against Amanda Marcotte’s vagina to declare World of Warcraft Jihad on that kid who "hacked" Caribou Barbie’s emails causing her great harm slight trauma deserved ridicule over how stupid her password was.

Sez Pudgy McFatwah:

Your name is Mudd.

And every derogatory tip I get about your background, I will publish.

Ex-girlfriends (or boyfriends, who knows) of David Kernell? Please contact me.

In the words of Emilio Estevez, "I’ll make ya famous."

Well, you’re already famous, of course. I’ll just put out every goddamn bit of dirt I get fed on you, cocksucker.

Oddly enough, this is slightly less hysterical than the Gateway Pundit’s  post about the kid from Tennessee:

FATHER OF HACKER Is Tennessee Dem State Rep!!!!! …Update: Name- David Kernell …Update: He’s Been Contacted by Feds!

FOLKS— MEET DAVID KERNELL
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The Jawa Report

WOAH!!!!!!

Usually Hoft reserves that many exclamation points for the coloreds and ANARCHISTS WHO TRY TO KILL CUB SCOUTS!!!1eleventy1!!

Needless to say, the War on Terror’s loss is a net gain for  the War On College Kids Who Are Goofing Off.