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I am Kernell, Destroyer of OMG! This made me lol!! emails
Jim "Screams Like A Six Year-Old Girl When Startled" Hoft reports that David Kernell is totally in trouble with the FBI!!!!!exclamationpoint!!!:
FBI ACTS!!!… SERVES (suspected) PALIN HACKER DAVID KERNELL WITH SEARCH WARRANT!!
Bummer… Feds break up a party to serve University of Tennessee student David Kernell with a search warrant!
A court date was set for this week.
For those not keeping up with this incredibly amazingly important paradigm-shifting earth-shattering story (must credit Gateway Pundit!), David Kernell is, like, the Mohamed Atta-Keyser Soze-Lex Luthor-Professor Moriarity of college kids and he must be destroyed before he goes on spring break, helps to destroys a motel room in Ft. Lauderdale, which in turn will cause the universe to fold in upon itself leaving a lifeless void of shrieking emptiness remarkably similar to Hoft’s life and, hey, nobody wants that.
At least until the after first round of the playoffs when the Dallas Cowboys collapse, once again, like a fainting goat.
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Hoft goes to bed at night holding a copy of Powerline’s “TIME Blog of the Year” award in one hand.
Funny how none of them seem to care about how the email hack revealed Palin was lying through her teeth about not using her personal account for professional purposes.
Send the kid to jail, but also admit that Palin lied lied lied and should hand over all her personal emails to the investigation.
The kid broke the law, and he should be appropriately punished, but in the process he revealed that Palin broke the law as well and she too should face the legal consequences of that.
Will she though? Of course not. IOKIYAR.
I thought that was the Republican Party platform.
Hmm, I’m behind. I had no idea she was making that claim (who would use Yahoo! mail as their business email?).
So anyway, she used a mishmash of information about her high school and her zip code as verification/security details? This is someone I don’t want hired as a school crossing guard, let alone
president of viceVP of the YouEssAye.– It’s that shrivelled and sad thing in his other hand that gives me pause.
No, I’m talking about his soul you perverts. His soul…
Jim Hoft’s computer must have come with more exclamation points than mine did.
Wait…. maybe I missed a memo.
Is it illegal to guess your way into someone’s Yahoo account? If so, based on what? What law is broken?
Oh, they care about it. They care about it big time. Hence, all the cries of “ZOMGTEHHAXX0RZ!!!!!!!!leventy111″, to avoid having to mention that The Lipsticked-Moose-Who-Would-Be-One-Heartbeat-Away-From-You-Know-What used a degree of security on her email that’s the equivalent of using one of her kids’ weird-ass names with 1s substituting for lower-case Ls for the nuclear launch codes.
BbN ZHaNeTe kak [to spell] “Tpy7?”