“Mom, I can’t do my homework ‘cuz my friends spent all our allowance!”

Between the wolf-killers mondo diablo interview and the crypt keeper turning to dust in front of our eyes, wow.

Didn’t he tell his handlers to keep him out of direct sunlight?

I’m confident that somehow the administration and the other 533 members of congress will be able to muddle through without tapping into the superior wisdom and intellect of their nominees.

“Let’s see…. 138 million goes into $700 billion–”
“Moshi moshi?”
“Hey! Someone fix this damn Blackberry so I can use the calculator function! I think I just called f*ckin’ Japan, again!

“And the people who knocked down these buildings this economy will hear all of us soon!”

I hear McCain is planning to dress up as POTUS for Halloween…

“In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy. ‘It’s not based on any particular data point,’ a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. ‘We just wanted to choose a really large number.’”

Seriously, that’s like pre-school: “yeah, well *my* Dad has a gazillion billion dollars…” Sheesh, first Bush hired heckuva-job Brownie to do disaster management, even though his only skill was wanking off race horses, and now we see he hired someone equally qualified to run the economy. It just boggles the mind.