Memo to Joe-

Let Sarah be Sarah. Let her talk…and talk….and talk. The more she talks the better it is for you.

Last I heard, the Governess ‘lowed as how she’s been watchin’ Joe Biden on the teevee since she was “in like, second grade,” and he looks “pretty doggone confident” ’bout this here dee-bate.

Cue Hall & Oates, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4

Be afraid Joe. Be very afraid.

Agreed. Let “time of possession” be hers, as the sages at 538.com opined. Seriously, as a new figure on the national stage, why shouldn’t we give her all the time she needs to show us who she is and what she stands for?

(With apologies to Monty Python)

Gwen: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Bible Spice: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I’m not afraid.
G: What… is your name?
BS: Sarah, Sarah of the North.
G: What… is your quest?
BS: To seek the Bridge to Nowhere.
G: What… is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
BS: I don’t know that.
AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!

Well, fair’s fair. Golf courses have their “ladies’ tees” moved up several yards from the main tee. Palin’s questions should be easier than Biden’s to equalize their handicaps.

“I’ll take ‘What I’m Wearing’ for $1000, Alex”.

“I’d like to use of of my life-lines”

Palin’s questions should be easier than Biden’s to equalize their handicaps.

Mmkay. As long as we stick to foreign policy issues, why not?

For $200: What kind of “fuck-me” pumps are best for a visit to the UN?
For $400: True or False: There are no X-ians in Iraq–except for Americans.
For $600: True or False: The godless Chinese are our new financial overlords.
For $800: True or False: The Frederick’s of Hollywood located in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia was once the largest-grossing store in the franchise.
For $1000: What percentage of the more than 12 million illegal ali?

Daily Double: Since you have no points at this time, you can bet up to $700 billion dollars…. What is the principal industry in Delaware?

Oh, crap! That 6th line should read:
For $1000: What percentage of the more than 12 million illegal aliens in the US pay Social Security taxes: 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, or none?

So the Fox guy, after a few seconds wondered why they wouldn’t be talking more about domestic stuff, because people don’t care about “foreign stuff anyway”.

And here I am, living in the Dead Irony Era of a Post 9/11 World with two shitty wars grinding on and how wearing a fucking flag pin and a yellow ribbon is supporting the troops over there, so they (they know who they are) don’t come over here…And what’s all this again?

I hate these fucking people so much.

Give Joe B a stick of super-glue infused gum and we’ll have this in the bag.

Shorter N-Pfot: If Sarah Palin makes an ass of herself at the debate, I predict that it will be the moderators fault.

I remember a time when a gooper spin doctor would spew bullshit like this and it would smell like Spic N Span. And they’d spew it in a tone that made you not want to ask any more questions. See what happens after one or two generations of home schooled/Regency fools? Dribbling idiots that don’t understand the questions, much less the answers.

The debate won’t happen. Sarah Palin will suspend her campaign for VP for half a day on Thursday to rush to Washington so she can tell Congress to “cut the bullshit”, because that’s what mavericks do.

I believe “N-Pfot” is a cover of “Mmmmbop” performed by an impersonator of Le Petomane.

I’ll take gigantic hockey rink development boondoggles for $1 million, Alex.

All these people makin’ fun of mah Sayruh!–she’s energetic, and she’s charasmatic if you’re a complete moron, and now Fareed Zakaria (boy he better be one of those 450,000 potential terrrrissssts on that million member watchlist with the same people often named twice or three times).

Palin Is Ready? Please.

From Fareed: So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

From ole Sayruh! That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it’s got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track.So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

I’ve been involved in the health care equation since I started med school and I’m unable to understand how imbecilic bail out bill is going to contribute postively to anyone’s health care with the exception of Investment Bank millionaires.

I usually never agree with Jim Price, M.D., an orthopedic surgeon in Congress, one of the House members who voted the bill down on any political subject, but I have to say he’s right on target in the areas he’s insisting be included and infinitely better versed than Sayruh!

There ain’t nothin’ Sayruh!’s been wearing since she hooked up with half a million per piece of plastic sugar momma McBush. All her suits are 5-7 grand and her tops and bottoms are an average of 3 grand.

I wonder if Sayruh! gets to keep the clothes after they ship her back to Iglooville, since Cindy and the McCain daughters can’t wear the same size.

She could always donate the spiffy clothes to a charity to buy rape kids for the state where more women get raped than any other.

I’m surprised no one has suggested “Potent Potables.”

I have two words for Nancy Pfotenhauer: Karen Carpenter.

damn it, how I wish I remembered which show Nancy Pfffft was appearing on when Palin’s name was announced, and Pffffft had NO IDEA WHO SHE IS.

Glory days, to quote the Boss…