Rich Lowry saw this and thought, “Wow! It’s just like she’s welcoming me to Alaska!”, then lost himself in onanistic bliss…

Sarah “treason in defense of wolf-hunting from choppers” Palin

Obama “pals around” with a terrorist? Better than sleeping with a traitor every night.

McCain/Palin are digging themselves a shit moat.

Republican state legislators, at the behest of the McCain campaign, have now filed an emergency appeal with the Alaska Supreme Court trying to shutdown the ‘Troopergate’ investigation. The plaintiffs (echoing the Bush v. Gore decision) claim “the plaintiffs and Alaskans will suffer irreparable harm” if the Branchflower report is released, as scheduled, next Friday, October 10th.

Shorter Rich Lowry: “I’m coming! I’m coming, Alaska!”

So it’s now fully and irrefutably confirmed: A) the folksy is a complete put on (I noticed she is perfectly capable of putting the “g” on “ing”) and B) Krusty and Barbie aren’t aware of what people in glass houses ought not to do.

But since God’s on their side, I’m sure he’ll make the rocks bounce safely back.

– Actually, God is looking at Sarah’s track record as of late and given what an epic fail of the intelligent design franchise she represents He’s seriously considering getting out of the Supreme Being business alltogether.

Is that a powder blue Members Only jacket?

Okay THREE things are confirmed: the first two I posted above and all those cute outfits Caribou Barbie’s been sportin’ lately are from Cindy’s donate to charity/give to the maids pile.

John Dean’s most recent column at Smirking Chimp mentioned that a religious conservative Christian friend of his stated he’s not worried about Palin’s lack of experience should she need to jump into the prez’s spot right away because she “would be in God’s hands” and “He would guide her.” Heaven help us, these people are retarded. She’s a nasty piece of work who wouldn’t know the Fruitages of the Spirit if they bit her in the ass. I think it’s time for Obama and Biden to take off the kid gloves. She’s so cocky and self-satisfied right now, it wouldn’t look like bullying, it would look like giving the little snot her just come-uppance.

Oh, come on, tbogg. Everyone knows it’s OK if you want to destroy America because you love it so much.

Who let the troll in? There are so many disturbing things about her, but the secessionist tendencies are really too much. Palin would be dangerous if she were a more skilled actress, but Tina Fey plays it better. “I believe marriage should be an institution…between two unwilling teenagers.” HilarIous.

Is this the same Sarah Palin who’s husband puts the State of Alaska ahead of the United States of America? The same guy who belonged to a secessionist party who’s central belief is treason? Some kind of pal you got there Sarah.

Her complete and utter failure will make up for the Cubs’ complete and utter failure.

I was almost to onanistic bliss until I got hit in the eye with a starburst.

But she’s so spunky when she tells a vile lie!

To paraphrase Barry Goldwater: “Treason in the defense of fascism is no vice.”

Ouch! Those fruit chew are really hard and pointy and stuff…

Just imagine how much “spunkier” she would be, if TV’s and computer screens really worked like they do in Warner Bros. cartoons.

Did you see how when she rounded her lips saying “God bless you” she was looking right at me?!? Don’t rapture me too soon, baby, I don’t want to miss the big one!

Why would it be a bad thing to have a ruler ordained by God ruling the US? It’s not like it hasn’t happened before. The last on was the wonderfully insane King George III! He worked out really spiffy until those uppity colonists wanted to actually (gasp!) rule themselves.