Comments on: Pal Palin

By: TheRealityBasedDave

TheRealityBasedDave — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:20:26 +0000

Why would it be a bad thing to have a ruler ordained by God ruling the US? It’s not like it hasn’t happened before. The last on was the wonderfully insane King George III! He worked out really spiffy until those uppity colonists wanted to actually (gasp!) rule themselves.

By: jexter

jexter — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:46:40 +0000

Did you see how when she rounded her lips saying “God bless you” she was looking right at me?!? Don’t rapture me too soon, baby, I don’t want to miss the big one!

By: LangostinoHues

LangostinoHues — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:05:35 +0000

Just imagine how much “spunkier” she would be, if TV’s and computer screens really worked like they do in Warner Bros. cartoons.

By: captphealy

captphealy — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:13:06 +0000

Ouch! Those fruit chew are really hard and pointy and stuff…

By: TAGG

TAGG — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:28:52 +0000

To paraphrase Barry Goldwater: “Treason in the defense of fascism is no vice.”

By: JeanArf

JeanArf — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:03:28 +0000

But she’s so spunky when she tells a vile lie!

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:03:27 +0000

I was almost to onanistic bliss until I got hit in the eye with a starburst.

By: varla

varla — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:20:22 +0000

Her complete and utter failure will make up for the Cubs’ complete and utter failure.

By: JimMontague

JimMontague — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:33:14 +0000

Is this the same Sarah Palin who’s husband puts the State of Alaska ahead of the United States of America? The same guy who belonged to a secessionist party who’s central belief is treason? Some kind of pal you got there Sarah.

By: Xenocrates

Xenocrates — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:23:59 +0000

Who let the troll in? There are so many disturbing things about her, but the secessionist tendencies are really too much. Palin would be dangerous if she were a more skilled actress, but Tina Fey plays it better. “I believe marriage should be an institution…between two unwilling teenagers.” HilarIous.