Truly, she is a cornucopia of schadenfreude.

Every time I read the word “shadenfreude” my thoughts drift to Scalia, and how much it will gall what passes for the wingnut intellectual elite to vote for this twit. Yes, I believe I WILL have a glass of wine!

I wonder if it was done as a “fuck you” to the mortgage company, expecting the dogs to ruin the house.

Either way, that’s a human being I don’t want to be sharing air with.

And now we see that someone is totin’ around the most terrrissst dogs imaginable– them basset hounds. Everyone knows them bassets is the most terrrrissst dogs on the face of the earth–more evidence you know someone is a terrorist if they be consortin’ with bassets. You want proof? Try reaching for Cannine Carryouts with two of ‘em sittin’ there and see how fast they go for your hand or snatch ‘em out of the air when you use ‘em as a jump ball.

All them terrrist Bassets is for Obama–I know two who have Obama T-shirts and buttons. If Obama gets in the White House between the Ludacris statues in the Rose Garden and Little Junior replacing “Hail to the Chief” this country could be taken over by terrrisst basset hounds. I seen it comin’ for a long time now.

Next thing we know the Obamas could get a Basset puppy and install it in the White House.

And mah girl Sayruhhh Moroncuda that adorable little energizer bunny who keeps on keepin’ on kickin’ more ass and takin’ more names with her cerebral, subtle, nuanced, comprehensive understanding made it clear yesterday where’s she’s comin’ from. Say-ruhh Bay-ruhh actually took questions from the press. And her answers were the best lil piece of articulate heaven this side of Ancourage goshdarnit.

I have a theory that everytime Say-ruhhh so much as burps or does anything with her mouth and a microphone at her handpicked rallies (wallpapered with pure bread board certified cretins) that Obama picks up a few electoral votes. Per Modo’s column Tuesday mah girl Sayruh was asked if she thought Obama was dishonest and she replied:

“I’m not saying he’s dishonest, but in terms of judgment, in terms of being able to answer a question forthrightly, it has two different parts to this. The judgment and the truthfulness and just being able to answer very candidly a simple question about when did you know him, how did you know him, is there still — has there been an association continued since ’02 or ’05, I know I’ve read a couple different stories. I think it’s relevant.”

And that’s all you need to hear to diagnose a genuine Moroncuda who is on the fastboat back to Wasilla. Just think of the babies you could make artificially inseminating with a Palin crowd hand picked from the land of the “Redneck Patriot Belt”. And vetting herself with the American people by refusing to appear anywhere but Hannity and Van Susteren for the next 28 days–if that’s not kickin’ ass and takin’ names goshdarnit/doggonit–I don’t know what is.

Dogonit Goshdarnit (wink wink) Jon Stewart has that fistbumpin’ terrisstt and Ayers lover Michelle Obama on tonight one half of the terrrisst couple. And last night Don Rickles nailed him as jello–the “jello terrrisst.”

Picked up from Andrew Sullivan’s place: Bassets for Obama. Cute.

Foreclosure.