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Larry Johnson, keeper of the Secret and Not For Your Eyes Only Michelle Obama "whitey" video, burst (in a manner of speaking) on the scene as a staunch and highly visible defender of Valerie Plame who was outed as a CIA agent and consequently had her career destroyed by an executive branch unrestrained by rules or laws, intent upon retaliating against her husband, Joseph Wilson.

No really. It was in all of the papers.

So what does Larry think about this whole Sarah Palin Troopergate hoo-hah?

I’m glad you asked:

Sarah Palin cannot expect politicians in Alaska to have her back because she took on the special interests in the Republican party and whipped their ass. Now comes the charge that she “abused” her power? Why? Because she did not tell her husband to stop complaining about her asshole brother-in-law.

The fact that some seemingly rational people want to argue that this is disqualifying of Palin is a fucking joke. For starters, let’s review the fundamental conclusion–there is no evidence that Sarah Palin fired the Public Safety Commissioner because he wouldn’t fire her brother-in-law, the State Trooper. Got it?

Um. Sure. You’re the expert.

So. To sum up:

  • Members of executive branch of the federal government, in a petty act of retaliation, make repeated phone calls to various journalists and off-handedly mention that Ambassador Joe Wilson’s wife is a covert CIA agent, thereby blowing her cover and putting her contacts around the world in danger = bad.
  • The husband of the chief executive of the state of Alaska makes repeated phone calls and spends his spare time using his wife’s employees and the power of her office, including receiving access to private government personnel files although he holds no position within the government, to stalk and harass his ex-brother-in-law = good.

Wow. Joe Strummer was onto something when he sang:

"But I believe in this-and it’s been tested by research
That he who fucks nuns will later join the church"