Comments on: What do women want that won’t cost me $2.99 a minute to find out

By: WereMakingProgress

WereMakingProgress — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:01:48 +0000

take a look at this sarah palin video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1exiyBYnJ00

By: HeywoodJ

HeywoodJ — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:39:04 +0000

Nothing like watching someone publicly grope around in search of the elusive political clitoris. There’s more than a whiff of desperation to Ace’s wheedling here, and it’s disingenuous even for him. He knows better.

But just for shits and giggles, I would objectively tell Ace that what “Democrats” want, what “PUMAs” want, what people in general and women in particular want, is security. Eight years of empty bluster and abject failure on every useful metric on every major issue, followed by an erratic old man who aimlessly roams during debates and pulls a dippy, winking milf out of his back pocket as a serious running mate — I mean seriously, Ace, who in their right mind votes for all that? “I lost all your fuckin’ money in a poker game — vote for me anyway, baby. Who loves ya?” Talk about your battered wife syndrome.

You wanna know what PUMAs want besides an honest eight inches and for you to throw your back into it once in a while? They want to not lose 20% of their 401k’s in a single week, while our ridiculous failure of a legacy MBA preznit stands there with a glazed “nobody here but us chickens” look on his face.

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ. People are losing their houses and jobs at an alarming rate, and all the dead-enders can ask is, “What can we do for youse?”, like they’re offering to buy a roofie-laden drink. Says it all.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:56:52 +0000

I really don’t know precisely how Democrats think,

Or human beings in general, in fact.

By: aimai

aimai — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:39:19 +0000

I love the idea that the best way to win a vital national election, where the entire country and its future is at stake, is to figure out what trivial character flaw makes people “despise” a perfectly respectable candidate and then “emphasize the shit out of it.” You know, I hear the Obama doesn’t put his laundry in the laundry basket and that he has morning breath, too. That would definitely cause me to throw my vote to mccain.

aimai

By: Kilo

Kilo — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:26:08 +0000

Jesus H Christ, is Ace really wondering whether the 20 people who call themselves 56,000 PUMAs are really on the fence when it comes to voting for Obama ? He’s asking them what needs to be done to bring them across to the non-Obama side is he ?
That is one thick virgin right there.

By: xpurg8d

xpurg8d — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:30:04 +0000

I’ve always thought it was wrong to make fun of mentally challenged people.

I no longer think that.

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha…. Whew! I’m outta breath.

By: MaryRC

MaryRC — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:10:18 +0000

Reading through the “helpful suggestions” from PUMAs — they’re pulling poor ol’ Ace’s leg, aren’t they. “Give Hilary a cabinet position.” “Put Palin out there, women love her”. “Put Todd out there”. “Put Cindy out there.” Cindy. That’s right, a fragile-looking plastic-surgeried-up designer-dressed trophy wife who inherited everything from daddy while her half-sisters got stiffed — she’ll make the Hilary supporters come running.

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:06:43 +0000

In the meantime, Troopergate marcheth onward. (Of course, they had to release it on a Friday afternoon–by Monday, there may not even be a stock market, so who knows who will notice–and I’m not sure where they go forward from here–vote for impeachment in the Alaskan lege? But still, hey.)

By: Lesley

Lesley — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:27:23 +0000

Now with more playdoh and less bacon. Or vice versa if you prefer.

By: UgluksFlea

UgluksFlea — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:13:58 +0000

Is there some aspect of Obama you guys particularly despise which we’re not emphasizing enough?

From my limited conversations with that most endangered breed, they could try making the focus of this last month of the campaign about how great Hillary Clinton is and how she really should have been the Democratic candidate and how she would have been the greatest president EVAR cause she’s obviously the most qualified and accomplished person around but the evil conniving DNC cheated her out of what was her due and so the plan is that everyone should vote for Palin/McCain so that immediately after they take office Palin will resign, McCain will make Hillary his VP, and then follow with his immediate resignation and thus Hillary’s ascension to the Oval Office.

Oh, and Obama supporters under the age of 25 have to get “I is a big rude stupid head” tatooed on their foreheads.

Yeah, I think that would about do it. So get to it, GOP - the PUMA vote awaits!