Ahhh….The gift that keeps on giving, and never, ever gets old.

Worst cheerleader ever. Thank God cheerleaders aren’t in my fantasy rolodex, because if they were I’d feel compelled to join the Craig/McHenry dance team.

Not even close. You sacked the quarterback 30 yards behind the scrimmage line.

How soon will we hear Iraq war cheerleaders dismissing Powell for his poor judgement – because of his WMD allegations at the UN.

Michelle wouldn’t recognize “reality” if it came up and bit her on the ass.

We know this, because reality has chewed her ass up and spit it out, finding it indigestible, and she has yet to notice.

The gi(f)t that keeps giving.

Oleander, Coriander, sis-boom-impending irrelevance.

WIN. Damn, you said that in the post. Seconded.

But, but, but, McCain can’t possibly lose to a socialist black man. If he does it’s because Sinister Forces stole the election. Right?

If he wins it’ll be because God is disappointed with America. Just like when she threw a hissy-fit on 9/11 and then again with Katrina.

My husband just said, “Karl Rove must be watching this [Powell endorsement] thinking, “We are so fucked.”

“Karl Rove must be watching this [Powell endorsement] thinking, “We are so fucked.”

I’d lean more toward his thinking “We will fuck him like he’s never been fucked before”, personally.

Karma’s a bitch.

Awww, isn’t that special. (Malkin’s post. Now, that is racist.)

In one of Updike’s novels (”Rabbit, Run” maybe) one of the characters observes that America has become a fat baby and that G*d is tired of hearing it whine for more.

Michelle has gravy-ass.

That Malkin thing? I want to see Rove in a similar garb and doing a similar cheer. Now *that* would be completely lovely.

Does beg the question exactly how else she though that performance was going to turn out.
Then again, we have Althouse and Harpie doing vlogs with alcohol in hand so maybe I’m overestimating this self-awareness issue.

Our Lady Of Perpetual Outrage ain’t too smart…

here’s more gravitas for her.

Michelle can cheerlead for Sarah Palin’s future prison team. It’s not so much about the talent there as it is about the post-game “celebration”. (Try scrubbing that image out of your brain.)

…and so’s MalKKKin.

Every time I see that I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.