Shorter DJ Drummond:
Show me a pollster based in Rickets, Alabama, and I’ll show you an honest poll.
Tainted by geography |
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| By: TBogg Wednesday October 22, 2008 8:30 am | |
Shorter DJ Drummond:
Show me a pollster based in Rickets, Alabama, and I’ll show you an honest poll.
Science? Screw the science, it’s all about instinct, copper wire, and horse buggies. Next stop the GOP embracing Amish values.
So McCain/Palin rallies are drawing over 100,000 people now? Damn that liberally biased media for not keeping me informed!
Enough with those goddamn objective facts and pollsters with their fancy-pants “margin of error” and “statistical significance”; we need some more faith-based polling in this country is what we need, and we need it now! Let’s see the 700 Club roll some numbers for us, or the Dobson posse — you betcha we’d see something else.
I want a close-up of DJ crying on November 5th, telling us between sniffles that, if only all the voting had taken place in East Dipshit, AK, the result would have been quite different.
New York City????
No good for salsa or polling.
“What I think is happening, is this – the polls’ headquarters were based deep in liberal territory…”
Not the real America! Of course, why didn’t I think of that?! (smacks forehead with palm)
“Bwahahaha!” he laughed derisively. For an outfit so concerned about witchcraft and such these people sure do a lot of magical thinking.
Gaaaaah…
Two more weeks of this crap and three more months of Gee Dub.
I can not wait.
From DJ’s blatherings:
Boy, that’s some first-class stupid there.