Science? Screw the science, it’s all about instinct, copper wire, and horse buggies. Next stop the GOP embracing Amish values.

So McCain/Palin rallies are drawing over 100,000 people now? Damn that liberally biased media for not keeping me informed!

Enough with those goddamn objective facts and pollsters with their fancy-pants “margin of error” and “statistical significance”; we need some more faith-based polling in this country is what we need, and we need it now! Let’s see the 700 Club roll some numbers for us, or the Dobson posse — you betcha we’d see something else.

I want a close-up of DJ crying on November 5th, telling us between sniffles that, if only all the voting had taken place in East Dipshit, AK, the result would have been quite different.

New York City????

No good for salsa or polling.

“What I think is happening, is this – the polls’ headquarters were based deep in liberal territory…”

Not the real America! Of course, why didn’t I think of that?! (smacks forehead with palm)

The claims I have made have inspired some, caused others to laugh in derision, and brought others to test their assumptions and revisit the hard data.

“Bwahahaha!” he laughed derisively. For an outfit so concerned about witchcraft and such these people sure do a lot of magical thinking.

Gaaaaah…

Two more weeks of this crap and three more months of Gee Dub.

I can not wait.

From DJ’s blatherings:

We’d have to explain why McCain-Palin rallies are now attracting thousands more people than Obama-Biden rallies, why Letterman suddenly found it cool to have McCain on his show and SNL decided they wanted Palin on theirs. We’d have to explain why there are not a lot of Obama signs visible, but we hear about his army of lawyers getting ready. We’d have to explain why McCain and Palin appear to be so relaxed while Obama and Biden look like they’re worried.

Boy, that’s some first-class stupid there.