As he watches his career circling the drain, Matt decides to go the Chauncey Gardner route. Because on the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

I’ve had ‘em and I’ve given ‘em, and one thing about black eyes is that the white of the injured eye is reddened. This young lady has no damage to the white of her eye, and the “bruise” looks like make-up.

Tawana Brawleys come in all colors…

Well, thank God that ace and the rest of the intrepid cabal of right wing bloggers are on top of this. Maybe they have videotape of the attack that only African Press International has custody of, so we’ll just have to wait for them to release it.

And if you missed Sadly, No’s! brilliant and hilarious parody with the use of dialogue from the Princess Bride, it’s well worth a read and an afternoon full of guffaws.

Apparently this young lady was so badly maimed that she refused medical attention and told the cops she would see a doctor the next day. And “Sketchy,” wasn’t he one of the Seven Dwarfs?

And “Sketchy,” wasn’t he one of the Seven Dwarfs?

I’m pretty sure that’s the sixth Palin kid that Sarah and Todd vowed to never talk about again.

Yep, it’s a fake. I guess Boris and Natasha figured I’ll see your redneck and raise you a ghetto thug.

I think you’re thinking of Skanky.

I think you’re thinking of Crank.

Shifty was the dwarf, Shifter was the Palin kid.

Just curious . . . why is the B backwards, like it was done by looking in a mirror?

txbubba –

That was the first thing I thought when I saw the picture. But, of course, Rethugs and their enablers would never lie.

Would they?

She was in a bad area of town. Most likely scenerio is that she was mugged, & added the B after the fact to embellish the story.