I thought MILF was a compliment.

I adore Cold Case. Also – I iz an Historian.

I also haz a doggie.

So…………!

From the linked article:

I think this represents, in part, a conscious effort to drive decent people out of politics. How many Republican women, observing the vicious treatment to which Sarah Palin has been subjected, will decide to steer clear of public life? More than a few, I suspect.

I’d say that that would be about the same number who found that a nice ass trumps experience, John.

“Left-winger Andrew Sullivan”???!!!

How I look forward to Buttrocket’s head asploding for the next eight years.

Everyone’s a left-winger now. Soon, there will only be small pockets of “real Americans” left scattered hither and yon.

WOLVERINES!

Wasn’t that her appeal to the right? That she was “hot” and fiesty? Fucking christ, Rich Lowry popped wood and wrote about it. I haven’t slept since, but, you know, come on.

I know there were pro-Palin buttons that said “GILF”. So, in conclusion, fuck them.

Albatrosscuda or “McCain is her bitch now forever” should be executed for her cruelty to animals.

Shooting a wolf from a chopper is the same as shooting a Basset Hound. Killing a moose is no different than what Mike Vick did. A moose doesn’t attack, even when confronted with a moron like Palin.

My only regret is that the wolf or the moose was unarmed.

Palin was introduced in Fla. today by Elizabeth Hasselbach someone equally stupid and unable to discuss issues.

Coming Soon from the Powerless:

It must be very strange to be President Bushex-Governor Palin. A manwoman of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, heshe can’t get anyone to notice anything but her tits. HeShe is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of hisher time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.fap fap fap…

Isn’t The Asshole Formerly Known As Hindrocket the one who makes it a point never to miss, and report gleefully on, all the beauty pageants on TV?

Oh, wait, my mistake. I’m sure he’s just interested in promoting their scholarship programs.

These people have been slagging women for decades, particularly women in politics, and the minute the came up with fucking Palin I knew we were about to hear that the GOP is the REAL party of equal rights, despite the actual fact that the only reason they picked her out *was* her tits. You slimy little misogynists go apologize to Barbara Jordan’s grave for equating her in any way with an empty pair of fuck-me heels, and *then* we can talk about how enlightened you are.

What could possibly be more unfortunate than “Illustration for the Atlantic by Terry Colon” for Andrew Sullivan?

Yes, it is.

To paraphrase Bond. James Bond: “You’re not my type. You’re single”

Mind you, I still wouldn’t do Jane McPalin.

Well, maybe after a few beers…

I couldn’t help but notice that in Liz Hasselbach’s witless intro for Palin the great irony when she mentioned off the wall that Palin (a new theme) was going to make changes that would impact the sex trade. Of course the nitwit Hasselbach failed to provide how this would take place. Like most Republican memes, generalizations were thrown out to the meager crowd of 5000 for Palin as her negatives sore.

The only Republican impact on sex trade I can remember was that Tom Delay, Ralph Reed, and Jack Ambramoff went to considerable lengths to protect sex traders in the Marianna Islands (and of course Palin and Hasselbach are oblivious since this would fall in the category of current news events).

The View’s Moron Liz Hasselbach Intros Palin

NPR Broadcast on Delay and Abramoff Protecting the Sex Trade in the Mariana Islands

TPM Muck Followed the Story of Delay, Abramoff, and Reed protecting the Sex Trade in the Mariana’s

McCain Moneyraiser Lobbied for Sex Trade in Mariana’s along with Abramoff and Ralph Reed

Abramoff and Delay Homeboy Ralph Reed and Mariana Sex Trade

Who didn’t see this coming? Of course they spent weeks talking about Palin’s hotness, wrote columns about how much she turned them on, but the minute some liberal starts talking about it, suddenly it’s OMG sexist! Just like how black liberals can be called all the racist codewords in the English language but the second anyone criticizes a black conservative they scream Lynching! Or the way we all must respect the troops and never, ever criticize anyone in the military, unless their names are Wesley Clark and Colin Powell.

Doesn’t matter. The American public is not buying it this time around. I think even conservative women were disgusted to find out what an empty suit she really is. Suddenly the party that had claimed to respect their hard work and conservative values made it clear that they were only interested in a good piece of ass.

Meanwhile, here’s Hinderaker’s and the wingnut’s favorite yard sign…

Didn’t we hear just last week (on Guardian of American Morals William Bennett’s show) that we liberal feminists are just jealous ‘cuz she’s so hawt?

I’m willing to bet that every woman who posts here is hotter than Palin, if only because we lack the guilt-and-bad-sex-inducing heavy indoctrination to the fundy Sky Wizard religulousness.

In addition to the Andrew Sullivan looniness, I like the bit that TBogg bolded:

“If you don’t know what “MILF” means–I’m sure most of our readers don’t–Google it.”

Why doesn’t he just tell them, if he’s so sure they don’t know? What a tool.

He’s not telling them so they have an excuse to google it or continue to pretend they don’t know, depending on delusional self-image of the individual reader. Pop culture fainting goats *need* a reason to be shocked, after all.

How many of these assholes like her cuz she’s perty, and masturbated after meeting her on the cruise.

What did Lowry say? “Sparks flew off the screen…” “I sat up a little straighter in my chair…” ?

Transparent as jizz on the ceiling fan.

Actual Assrocket: “If you don’t know what ‘MILF’ means, it means ‘much too old for me’, fapfapfapfapfapfap….”

The manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel shuddered viscerally when some of the Sabbath Gasbags on television were debating Palin’s alleged “hotness.” He finds her repellent. Among other things, Mr. B disapproves of obvious makeup, on me or anyone else. When I read to him the results of an online poll debating whether Sarah Palin had had permanent lip-liner tattooed on (her sister-in-law owns a beauty parlor where it’s done), first I had to explain what “permanent lip-liner” was, wait for his wails of shock and outrage to subside, and only then could I tell him that the majority of the women surveyed believed that yes, she’d gotten her lips tattooed. Eeeugh!

ew! need the brain bleach.

Well if being dumb as a bucket of rocks hasn’t kept Sam “Joe” Wurzelbacher from starting to think about running for Congress,…then I’m sure that there will be more than a few more Republican women willing to suffer the ordeal. Maybe they should ask Ashley Todd or Victoria Jackson?

Ask him about his wives (current, former and future) someday. He’s not quite the Trappist monk he pretends to be.