Comments on: Pumping up the party http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/ "...a somewhat popular blogger" Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:16:02 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: BillCinSD http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20248 BillCinSD Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:13:09 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20248 <p>to paraphrase Dorothy Parker</p> <p>So, he’s saying, if all the remaining Republican women in America, were laid end to end… i wouldn’t be at all surprised</p> to paraphrase Dorothy Parker

So, he’s saying, if all the remaining Republican women in America, were laid end to end… i wouldn’t be at all surprised

]]> By: xpurg8d http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20238 xpurg8d Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:51:03 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20238 <p>Bingo.</p> Bingo.

]]> By: puravida http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20214 puravida Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:21:53 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20214 <p><em>“Two years from now, they’ll both be in rehab.”</em></p> <p>Or pregnant.</p> “Two years from now, they’ll both be in rehab.”

Or pregnant.

]]> By: captphealy http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20210 captphealy Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:44:03 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20210 <p>Palin in rehab, huh? Well, the crushing defeat heading her way will surely send her on a downward spiral of drugs, booze, and tatoos, so I guess I can see that. And, hey, she’s already got the fuck-me pumps, so it’s the whole Amy Winehouse trip.</p> <p>In fact, put some glasses on Amy and she can play Palin in <em>Rehab! The Musical!</em></p> Palin in rehab, huh? Well, the crushing defeat heading her way will surely send her on a downward spiral of drugs, booze, and tatoos, so I guess I can see that. And, hey, she’s already got the fuck-me pumps, so it’s the whole Amy Winehouse trip.

In fact, put some glasses on Amy and she can play Palin in Rehab! The Musical!

]]> By: TheKenoshaKid http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20209 TheKenoshaKid Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:43:41 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20209 <p>Sarah Palin will be the Fox News anchor denouncing Miley Cyrus’s SEXXXY TOUR, and showing the clip of the pole dance over and over.</p> Sarah Palin will be the Fox News anchor denouncing Miley Cyrus’s SEXXXY TOUR, and showing the clip of the pole dance over and over.

]]> By: DennisSGMM http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20206 DennisSGMM Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:48:37 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20206 <p>“Let’s see <em>those</em> apples draw a crowd like <em>these</em> oranges.” </p> <p>Sarah Palin: Because Real Americans can’t follow too many idiots off of too many cliffs.</p> “Let’s see those apples draw a crowd like these oranges.”

Sarah Palin: Because Real Americans can’t follow too many idiots off of too many cliffs.

]]> By: HalloweenJack http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20205 HalloweenJack Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:47:08 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20205 <p>Sarah will be in jail, playing patty-cake with Trig through the visitor room plexiglass while asking Todd to put more money in her commissary account so that she can pay Big Mabel protection in the form of mackerel. </p> <p>Miley, though, might be OK; heck, even Britney has her shit together these days, although that may be only so that she can ride with the other three horsewomen of the apocalypse.</p> Sarah will be in jail, playing patty-cake with Trig through the visitor room plexiglass while asking Todd to put more money in her commissary account so that she can pay Big Mabel protection in the form of mackerel.

Miley, though, might be OK; heck, even Britney has her shit together these days, although that may be only so that she can ride with the other three horsewomen of the apocalypse.

]]> By: montysano http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20199 montysano Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:39:10 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20199 <p><em> Two years from now, they’ll both be in rehab.</em></p> <p>And/or playing for the buffet diners at the elegant Fitz Casino in Tunica, MS. Oh sure, they’ll try to play their new stuff, but the crowd is there to hear the hits: “Muslim”; “Terrorist”; “Ni**er”; “Socialist”; and the always popular “Baby Killer”.</p> Two years from now, they’ll both be in rehab.

And/or playing for the buffet diners at the elegant Fitz Casino in Tunica, MS. Oh sure, they’ll try to play their new stuff, but the crowd is there to hear the hits: “Muslim”; “Terrorist”; “Ni**er”; “Socialist”; and the always popular “Baby Killer”.

]]> By: TomMil http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20196 TomMil Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:20:59 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20196 <p><em>and though the doors opened more than two hours before the event, security still wasn’t able to get everyone through the metal detectors by the time the rally began.</em></p> <p>And all because of that one guy who comments at Protein Wisdom.</p> and though the doors opened more than two hours before the event, security still wasn’t able to get everyone through the metal detectors by the time the rally began.

And all because of that one guy who comments at Protein Wisdom.

]]> By: RandyOwens http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20190 RandyOwens Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:13:48 +0000 http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/10/28/pumping-up-the-party/#comment-20190 <p>So, he’s saying, if you took all the remaining Republicans in America, and laid them end to end… half a mile? That much?</p> <p>Alternate punchlines welcome!</p> So, he’s saying, if you took all the remaining Republicans in America, and laid them end to end… half a mile? That much?

Alternate punchlines welcome!

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