Comments on: We’re all stars now in the dope show

By: StringonaStickformerlyMakeItStop

StringonaStickformerlyMakeItStop — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:13:30 +0000

Remember, Joe is but a prop, and will be discarded soon. The Faux guy was just having a bit of upperclass fun by yanking the chain of his obvious social inferior; Faux guys are like that but usually they keep it out of the spotlight. The stories are so fun to regale his club buddies with over a snifter of fine cognac.

By: MrTentacle

MrTentacle — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:05:40 +0000

He’s writing a book about American values, too.

Awesome. Lying, tax evasion, and fraud (working without the required training and licenses) ARE Republican Values, personified!

By: xpurg8d

xpurg8d — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:44:45 +0000

Joe the Dumbass will be running for his local city council in no time. He’s had a taste of the spotlight and will not be able to go back to just unclogging drains when all this is over. Let’s hope his neighbors all know he’s a stupid shit and laugh him off the stage. Too bad for his adolescent son that Joe didn’t quit while he was ahead, though — he’ll have to drop out of junior high to avoid the humiliation.

By: Phoenix Woman

Phoenix Woman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:17:17 +0000

Rob Portman was the guy who used to be the Republican congresscritter holding down the seat in Ohio’s Second District. Bush picked him to be the US trade rep in 2005 because that seat was the safest Republican seat in the country, and Bush figured that the Republicans would have an easy time holding it.

They reckoned without Paul Hackett and the netroots.

In less than a month, Hackett went from an unknown to the guy who came within four percentage points of keeping Jean Schmidt out of Congress. And even though he didn’t win, his coattails and the high voter turnout he occasioned swept a number of levies into law, thus making the OH-02 CD a better place than before he started his campaign.

By: donnah

donnah — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:02:23 +0000

In our local paper today, it said the Republican campaign is paying for Joe to have a press secretary and an “advance” person. He’s writing a book about American values, too. Quite a lot of attention for an imbecile, no? Who makes this stuff happen? The Republican campaign party is so pathetic that they will drag some lunkhead out of a crowd and make him a spokesman for the party? I wish I could say it surprised me that they would stoop so low, but apparently they haven’t even gotten to “low” yet.

By: moistenedbink

moistenedbink — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:10:06 +0000

Joe took one look at Sarah Palin and said “how hard could it be?” Maybe they can start a third party the Dumbfuckistans.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:08:32 +0000

While Joe the Dumbass is an exceptionally stupid individual, I still go with General Franks’ Designated Stupidest Fucking Guy On The Planet. Joe does not have the depth and breadth of Feith’s world-class asshattery.

Cause a half-million deaths, Joe, then we’ll talk.

By: captphealy

captphealy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:48:38 +0000

Great. All we need. Four years of jokes about the “crack team” from the White House…

By: heydave

heydave — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:09:44 +0000

I had always pegged Joe the Blow for being dumb. What stunned me was seeing a Faux news type have at this clown in such a jolly manner!

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:52:04 +0000

Man, are people going to be disappointed when they find out that JtP isn’t the guy who plays The Thing.