I want the Obamas to adopt me.

I think I’d take my chances with the Crips over McCrips, if you get my drift.

I’m waiting for the w’nuts to go apeshit crazy over the phrase “happy holidays” because you know it’s coming.

P.S. It’ll be nice to have an attractive, intelligent, first lady in the White House again. One that isn’t wearing Revlon’s Vampire Red and Xanax every day.

…Or pantsuits with “cameltoes.”

No, this isn’t a stolen RNC PowerPoint presentation… but it could be.

Straight outta Sedona, yo…Hey, wasn’t Cindy’s dad a muthafuck’n gangster?

http://www.politicalinaction.c…..o-mob.html

??? Who dun that oxymoron?

“I’m waiting for the w’nuts to go apeshit crazy over the phrase “happy holidays” because you know it’s coming.”

Good catch, Lesley! I look forward to BillO’s “war on Christmas” investigative reports each year — especially because half of them turn out to be BS. That adorable pic of the Obamas is going to make it tough for Billy O’Reilly to demonize them, but I predict he’ll go for it.

Yeah, can’t wait to see Barack give his homies the old terrorist fist bump at the inauguration, yo, before they pile into the prezmobile with their hos to go cruizin’ in the new ‘hood. New game comin’ to town, dig?

Srsly, how disappointed are the wingnuts going to be when Obama turns out to be like most other civilized people? He’s only going to be “different” from them by being smarter and cooler than your average mouth-breathing honkey.

Um, it isn’t just the McCain/Palin hardcore. By being smart, sane, and black, Obama’s fighting an uphill battle. I’ll be amazed if he actually does win.

OTT, but too good a pie-in-the-face moment to pass up passing on:

“Appearing once again on The Daily Show, Bill Kristol, Jon Stewart’s favorite whipping boy (”Bill Kristol, aren’t you ever right?”), tonight defended the McCain-Palin ticket, at one point informing the show’s host that he was getting his news from suspect sources. “You’re reading The New York Times too much,” he declared.

“But you work for The New York Times,” Stewart pointed out.”

You betcha, Bloody Billy.

Krusty the Klown: Next!!!

Cecil Terwilliger: I have prepared a pie-in-the-face take.

KTK: Alright, kid. Knock yourself out.

(Pie hits CT in face. Generally not funny.)

KTK: Look, kid. It’s only funny when the sap’s got DIGNITY!!!

Agreed. Except in the case of Bloody Billy. It keeps getting funnier every time I see it.

They Live!

I told you to put on the GLASSES

In almost every picture I see of the Obamas, Malia is curled up and/or wrapped around her daddy in some way. She is a little sweet pea/daddy’s girl. Nice.

That picture explains why the Ayers-Wright-Karl Marx shit hasn’t worked. They are obviously a normal All-American family that just happens to be better-looking and smarter than the rest of us.

Y’know the racial dimension to this race has overshadowed the whole generation gap vibe that the ‘92 election had. If McCain hadn’t gotten his Grampa Simpson mode into overdrive, it might have become invisible.

Mothers identify when they see that family. The mutual adoration is visible and something only a complete idiot would miss…deliberately.

I don’t think I’d even want to see a snapshot of John & Cindy snuggling up… they both have that undead thing going on; it’d look like soft-porn from Madame Tussaud’s wax museum.

I’m waiting for the w’nuts to go apeshit crazy over the phrase “happy holidays” because you know it’s coming.

Whaaa??? You think the wingnuts would prefer “gay holidays”?

Or is it that they’d object to “holidays” in the plural — like we should only wish “happy my holiday and no one else’s. F*** the rest of those damn holidays.”

Have you seen anyof the video of Palin’s rallies? They have a large supply of complete idiots.

My fear goggles are focused on voting machines being able to flip a 5% lead by Obama in battleground states. Those are my fears.

McCain, confident that he will win late on election night……those machines just seem to have a mind of their own and they always vote for the Republican Party….isn’t it amazing?????

Wingnuts believe that people who say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” are plotting to overthrow or suppress Christmas and Christians.

Funnily enough, in parts of rural Minnesota, the term “festive season” is used to describe the entire period from harvest’s end in November right up to the New Year. And rural Minnesota isn’t a hotbed of paganism.

Cindy’s boytoys are done in her high rise in Cal. McPalin does his blonds in D.C.

They’l both have plenty of time next week to get back to their strange.

The Achilles heal of the amazingly run campaign are those machines. They are easily hacked, and Premier has your state and mine sewn up with no attention to their hackability, and the large number of provisional and challenge ballots that put voters in limbo after orders from courts and 3 judge panels currently.

They are flipping Obama votes to McCain right and left and flipping downticket votes in several states. This is a well known incompetence and few have addressed it.

There is a suit against the machines in more than one state, but the litigation on the machines does not seem to be having much impact.

The litigation on vote caging has been almost uniformly successful.

A judge filed a cease and desist order against the Colorado Sec State this afternoon after he defied an order and continued knocking people’s votes off the rolls. From TPM Muck:

Earlier today, Coffman told the Rocky Mountain News that the settlement “still allowed him to remove voters from the state rolls when he found duplicate names, people who moved or deceased voters.” An interpretation voter rights groups have roundly dismissed.

“The Court unambiguously stated that Colorado’s voter cancellation practices violated federal law,” Myrna Perez counsel for the Brennan Center for Justice — a party in the suit — told TPMmuckraker. “The Secretary of State and Colorado counties must provide the agreed upon safeguards to protect the voters adversely affected by the illegal practices.”

The suit against Coffman alleged that more than 35,000 voters were purged from the rolls based on a faulty system for identifying illegitimate voters, and within 90 days of the election — both of which violate the federal Voting Rights Act. The settlement allowed for 20,000 purged voters to be put back on the rolls and cast provisional ballots in Tuesday’s election.

That’d be Achillies heel sorry for the typo. The machines and the Sec States who know no matter what they do they won’t do jail time for it are two of the biggest threats in this election that haven’t been dealt with completely.

Sadly, a lot of the lizardbrains have never seen a black middle-class or professional person. They’re there but the just don’t see them. So the Obamas don’t register. They don’t know of any black lawyers other than Johnnie Cochran. Other than that, it’s athletes, recording artists, and actors at one end and guys in orange jumpsuits on the TV at the other.