Just last week this idiot was on The Daily Show saying he was sure John McCain could win. Needless to say, Jon Stewart made a mincemeat pie of him and then threw it in his face. Kristol is so thick he doesn’t seem to know when he’s being laughed at (or pitied). Of course, his big fear is the end of wars. He really likes war. (I’m convinced war is a fetish for him. You know, the kind that requires a walk in closet, two wet suits and a strangulation cord.)

Lately he really does look like the kid nobody would sit with at lunch in the school cafeteria. His appearance on The Daily Show was truly pitiful.

Except no one can pity someone who just stumbles around spouting inane things constantly and is always wrong no matter the subject but continues to be paid a generous salary. He really is pond scum, just pathetic pond scum.

That column was pure gibberish. Is he writing for the Times or Mad magazine? I’m sure his fellow stoic Conservatives will latch onto bullshit like the birth certificate non-issue to try to justify impeachment.

Quiz question: Guess which one of Kristol’s bullet points he typed with one hand.

Hint: It wasn’t 1, 2, 3, or 4.

Yes, if there is anything that defines the modern conservative movement, it’s a mature and measured response to disappointment. Right Pammycakes?

I’m attending this debate on Dec. 2. The motion is that Bush 43 is the worst president of the last 50 years. Speaking against the motion are Karl Rove and William Kristol. I will have to heavily drug myself to keep from having a stroke during the debate. Do pie sniffing dogs exist?

I’ve been wrong so many fucking times, it doesn’t even faze me anymore.

Why should it faze Billy? It’s not like always being wrong has limited his employment opportunites. He continues to be employed as a Fox Noise Analyst, and the New York Times gives him a column fergawdsakes!

Being stupid is not a drawback for a repub, because, as always, IOKIYAR. If it wasn’t okay, there wouldn’t be any repubs.

If all of us got a pie in the face for our own idiocy, we could wipe out world hunger.

Several times.

Bill Kristol’s appearence on the Daily Show was hysterical. I actually have it TiVo’d. Just another example of people who just shouldn’t talk anymore….

Check out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1exiyBYnJ00

for another example.