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Fox’s Carl Cameron was on O’Reilly last night repeating his allegations about Dora the Not Explorer Palin to a somewhat skeptical and disinterested Bill O’Reilly. You can watch the video here.
Maybe it’s just me, but when Cameron related the story of Palin meeting with campaign operatives in her hotel room where she walked in wearing only a towel, her body covered with a film of moisture, skin flushed with anticipation, firm sensitive nipples begging to be touched…I fully expected the camera to cut back to O’Reilly kneeling on his desk and dry-humping the monitor. After all, shower sex is one of Bill’s turn-on’s along with long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, phone sex with unwilling participants, and something involving wetsuits and dildos that I really don’t want to get into….
So, all in all, I think O’Reilly showed remarkable on-air restraint last night. What happened later in his dressing room is something that I really don’t want to get into.
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Wasn’t Carl Cameron the bozo who made up the story about John Kerry’s haircut? Or is he some other bozo?
Cameron is a fabulist bozo, all right, so this shower story should be taken with an unhealthy amount of salt.
(Hey, O’Reilly, have you had your sprinkle today?)
If the McCaininites keep picking on Sarah and trying to cast her out, she’s not gonna go easy. She’s going to start talking about what McCain’s penis looks like.
I understand Bill is also into Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. But, he’s not into health food. He strikes out on the half a brain, though.
Bleach. Bleach. O’reilly and the monitor?
aimai
Damn, aimai, you’re quicker than I. I was just about to post the SAME comment!!
The degree to which I despise BillO is just scary. Nevertheless, I appreciate his willingness to wallow in the post-election debris of the repub party. It’s entertaining the beejus out of me, as I knew it would.
You have to be one stone hard, M-F’n cynic to use “Country First” as your campaign slogan if you’ve got Sarah Pyle on your ticket, knowing she’s about as bright as a broom handle.
Broom handle? I was thinking more along the lines of a sack of hammers.
Box O’ rocks, people, box O’ rocks.
And no, she isn’t going to get voted off the island without a whole lot of kicking, screaming, and naming names; her ego is too big for that. Damn this is getting better by the minute!
Hammers have heads. Just stayin’…. My favorite description of her now is dumb as a box of hair. Kinda fits, ya know?
Edit, if only available:
Just SAYIN’
Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend…. We just don’t see each other much any more…
OK. Now I am going to need several 55 gallon barrels of industrial strength brain bleach and the rest of the day to get that image out of my brain.
Hubby called her “Stump Face.”
She was always “stumped” by the questions.
The second best thing about that prank on Palin by the Canadians was their fake Sarkozy claiming that he could see Belgium from his house.
The best of course was at the end – “Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler’s Nailin’ Paylin?” Her reply: “Ohh, good, thank you, yes.” So who knows what she might have done?
My new hero in life is that everyday Frenchman: “Marcel, the guy with the breadstick under his armpit.” ROTFL.
/lars
If Palin’s handlers, the rest of the McCain campaign, and some of the press knew what a complete idiot Palin was then what kind of people were they for not letting the rest of us know it too? They were willing to hand a loaded gun to an idiot as long as that served their ends.
Todd’s laconic … like Warren Beatty in Truth or Dare
The “disgusting, self-interested tool” kind.
I have long felt that the traditional media have become totally disconnected from the effects of their actions. In this seemingly endless campaign it was all about “keeping it close” and focusing on the horserace aspects with a side order of “gotcha”. The idea that promoting a complete loser like McDole and his disastrous sidekick Bible Spice would be really, really bad for the country doesn’t seem to have had much traction.
You’d think after the disaster BushCo wrought with the connivance of the TM they’d learn, but nooooooooo….
Why would they learn? Their network contracts have only gotten fatter with each passing year so it’s not like they’ve seen any consequences for their actions. Well, consequences for their class at least; the rest of us have had plenty of consequences thankyouverymuch. I wonder how much longer before they feel the Cat 5 economic shitstorm in their gated neighborhoods?
(Hey, O’Reilly, have you had your sprinkle today?)
Whoa, Capt., that dates you! (And me, now that I mention it.)
Where my bassets at?
Meeeoooowww!!! Carl Cameron and Bell-O fightin’ over Bible Spice!
I sees some stardusts.
jesus, tbogg, deliver up the bassets pronto. daily savings just makes the waiting worse.
I thought that was some pastor in Alabama or somewhere.