For those who are interested, Dan Hicks is touring again.

But I see that Howard Stern matters dude. Is he still alive?

If the article was meant to compare the old conservatives vs the young conservatives, it was done poorly. Even if it was done well, who honestly cares?

BTW: Funny thing from old HS concerning some of the yout’s that were supporting Obama http://www.bucksright.com/howa…..arlem-1804

What? All of the sudden America shouldn’t follow the youth movement? Why? Because it isn’t YOUR youth movement? Ben, why don’t you spend your precious years of supple skin and pain-free joints practicing not being a virgin anymore? -You can, by your narrow worldview do that now, you know!! – instead of lecturing the country on the meaning of leadership. Your team lost. Your team is bereft of ideas. This country has changed.

It saw what your ideology had in store for it with the Terri Schiavo debacle and it’s been down hill since. You folks over reached on that one buddy. Even my one-issue voting (abortion), evangelical, 87 year old, life-long Republican father saw that bullshit for what it was……… bullshit. And changed his registration and voted for Obama and a straight Democratic ticket.

Give it up, buddy. Get laid a little more. No, make that a lot more. Your wife may thank you and I know damn well that readers all across the political spectrum will be relieved to know that you’re not pondering policy and instead are contemplating a navel. Whether it be yours or not.

Now that the maybe-not-virgin Ben is married he doesn’t think we should let young Americans define our politics? Do they put special aging compound in the punchbowl at wingnut weddings?

Never mind. Ben is still an idiot.

And to answer his Big Question: Because those of us who really are old are getting tired. It’s been exhausting trying to keep the ship afloat till our young people could take over and put to use the education we worked so hard to give them. It’s not that it’s so hard to run the ship, it’s just that trying to keep it steady and going forward while the likes of Ben’s “prominent conservative senior leaders” kept getting drunk and trying to push us overboard made it more of a chore than it needed to be.

Maybe it’s a good thing that Ben is so worried about not getting invited to the Super Secret Wingnut Seniors Regatta, because trying to get in on that action will keep him occupied while our other young people get something useful accomplished.

I didn’t realize Hell was such a small place. Time for Satan to hire a contractor to remodel and enlarge the place.

Why do you bother to ask? Yes, of course it will be the usual no-bid cost-plus contract with Halliburton.

This is all kinds of awesome. To normal functioning people this sentence reads like an inspirational message of reassurance — you know, for all its flaws, public school isn’t as hopeless or bad as we constantly hear: Even if you think they aren’t challenging our children enough, they still teach hope, tolerance and acceptance, ideas that of them self can change the world and bring it together!

But, as students of the right, we know this sentence to be a slam of public education because it teaches the horrors of tolerance, diversity and the notion that hope can change the world. Only to the bent, degraded idiots on the right can this be thought of as an effective line of attack. I mean seriously, does Ben expect this to stir the imagination of normal people to think: What other vile things are they teaching in public schools these days? The Biology of Evolution? The Science of Global Warming? The History of African-Americans in this country? It’s EVIL, I tells ya, EVIL! This isn’t the dinner party of your imagination douchebag. And you aren’t winning on points.

Or:

The right’s minority outreach program needs a little more finesse.