One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn’t see any way across. Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.
"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"
"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.
"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"
Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"
"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn’t be able to get to the other side of the river!"
"Alright then…how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.
"Ahh…," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you’ve taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"
So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog’s back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog’s soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.
Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog’s back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.
"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"
The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog’s back.
"I could not help myself. It is my nature."
Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.
Joe The Scorpion |
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| By: TBogg Wednesday November 12, 2008 11:36 am | |



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I got so used to the tough, smart Obama campaign that I keep forgetting that this matter is being settled by Senate Democrats, who still live in fear that Tom DeLay will go and whine to Chris Wallace that they’re being mean. And that they can stop it from happening if they cower quickly enough.
Joe says he’ll be talking to his maker. If there really were a “maker” Joe would be shown immediately to the South gate and given his eternal assignment of stoking the furnace.
I’m sick of these shitheads who think it’s okay to lie, cheat and steal all they want as long as they finish up with “Oops. Sorry.”
Love the parable… now, if only Harry “Scorpion Cuddler” Reid and his ridiculously out-of-touch colleagues would realize that they have nothing to gain and everything to lose by continuing to pretend they need Joe for anything at all, we’d be happy. Of course, it could be said that Obama could simply do them the favor of throwing Joe under the bus at long last, but I guess that’d be uncouth for the junior senator from Illinois. Too bad.
It’s not just “Harry The Pussy and the Senate Democrats.” It’s the White Bill Clinton himself, our very own President elect. No point in making excuses for him. Keeping Lieberman is fucking up big time and very early.
Good thing it’s not his decision.
The Clintons have denied that they have tried to help HoJo stay in his position. For what it’s worth…..
Too bad the vote’s going to be secret. It’d be nice to know who has gonads and who doesn’t.
I’m withholding my wee pittance from Jim Martin in Georgia if the Senate Democrats give Joe the gavel.
Will you join me?
The secret club wouldn’t be very cool if it wasn’t secret.
I love a little philosophy in the afternoon.
When’s the vote, btw?
was he underwater in that last part of the vid??????
he said he was gonna be talking to his maker and pointed UP?????
wow
upside down film???? cam?????
joelie did not come from “up there”. and he won’t be going “up there” when it’s over here, either!
If ‘Joe the Scorpion’ lives then ‘Joe the Plumber’ and ‘Bush the Snake’ will most likely survive and thrive.
Is there anyway we could change that? Some procedure move our Blue Dems in the Senate can do?
We just had Sen Merkley from OR last thread as a former OR Speaker of the House he should understand the rules well enough to at least force a vote on making the vote on Joe public if its possible at all.
This video shows almost no difference between Joe and Sarah Palin except Sarah’s crowds would scream death threats at Joe too.
God even created the Devil. Joe lacks the spine to do evil straight forward he only preys on those weaker than him DLC Democrats.
This is the fable that Orson Welles tells in Mr. Arkadin
And here it is!
Aesop right? Or Aesop like, anyway.
There is no common interest to bind Joe to the Democratic party not even self preservation. Joe crossed his Rubicon with the Dems when he went campaigning for John McCain.
Joe knows this sure he will demand the Dems take him back but he does not expect them to and if they do Joe will try and betray us again before we betray him.
Joe with the mindset of a traitor expects us to betray him in turn. Its the only conclusion his mind can reach.
Well there is one other conclusion…that Harry Reid is Rube always ready for more abuse who will NEVER STAND UP FOR HIMSELF.
Joe does not respect the DLC Dems no respect no fear of consequences for breaking a deal.
Anyone reading this, including TBogg, should go to The New Republic’s blog site. add their comments and try to set Jason straight…this from his post (I’m totally with KOS on Reid):
Whither Lieberman
I see merits on both sides of the debate over whether Senate Democrats should let Joe Lieberman keep his chairmanship of the Homeland Security Committee. But I think the heatedness (is that a word?) of the debate is absurd.
On one side, you have the unnamed Lieberman aide who blusters “that political retribution should not go ahead of homeland security,” as if the opening al Qaeda has been waiting for is Lieberman getting moved to the Small Business Committee. And then, on the other side, you’ve got Kos who’s calling for Harry Reid to be removed as majority leader if he doesn’t strip Lieberman of his Homeland Security chairmanship; and comparing Obama’s support for Lieberman remaining in that position to Bush’s abuses of executive authority.
I realize that with the election over there’s a bit of a news vacuum right now. But does that vacuum have to be filled with such lunacy?
–Jason Zengerle
Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:14 PM with 5 comment(s)
We need to take out Joe any scandals we can use?
The New Republic is neocon lite
Nat Cole had a great commentary on this, Straighten Up and Fly Right
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,
The monkey thought that everything was on the square,
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back,
The monkey grabbed his neck and said, “Now listen, Jack!
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down, poppa don’t you blow your top.
Ain’t no use in divin’
What’s the use in jivin’?
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down poppa don’t you blow your top.
The buzzard told the monkey, “You are chokin’ me,
Release your hold and I will set you free.”
The monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye,
Said, “Your story is so touching, but it sounds just like a lie.”
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right,
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down, poppa don’t you blow your top.
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right,
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down, poppa don’t you blow your top.
Fly right.
you know, it’s pretty dumbfounding to me that barack doesn’t see how damaging joe has been and will be in the future.
I can only believe he has had a talk with joe and been given some private concessions.
otherwise it is just too alarming that he will countenance this clear liability to the party and our country
Really, the spoiled-brat foot-stomping and whining and hysteria on the left is about as enlightening and worthwhile as the eighth installment of Wolf Blitzer’s exclusive with Sarah Palin.
I guess the only logical thing to do, since Barack is the White Clinton and all, is: Impeach Obama!!!
As seen far too often over past two years since 2006 election that landed the Democratic Party big wins the Democratic Party has a backbone problem.
The bipartisanship “ruse”–the one Joe The Pious likes to whine about so much is quite worthless much of the time. The Repugnants are very willing to sabotage the “bipartisan process” if they gain some political mileage by doing so. Witness the last two years of GOP conduct in Congress.
Joe the Butthole has made a big deal out of being bipartisan. Yet he turns around and goes to the GOP convention and basically denounces Barack Obama in front of the GOP convention and all of America. What kind of phucked up “bipartisanship” was or is this?
Now he comes skating back to the U.S.Senate and wants to pick up where he left off with no consequences to be imposed. Just how phucked up is the Democratic Party letting this shapeshifting butthole come back at no cost or not losing any status or standing?
Are these Democratic Party Senators this wishy washy about the party they belong too? What can anyone expect from a party that will not defend itself from a snakeoil seller like Lieberman? For that matter where does Joe Lieberman’s pro-Israel and likely AIPAC connections come into play here?
Who or what is greasing this deal?
If the Democratic Party is going to pick up where the GOP just left off in regards to misrule,governance ignorance and disregard for the voters who put them in WashingtonDC where does that come out?
Will someone please get these clowns some spines and some principles.
I think the Republicans deserve Lieberman. Also the Democrats.
My favorite Joe Lieberman scandal:
In 2006 he disbursed hundreds of thousands of dollars of “petty cash” just days before the election for “walking around money”. When called on the fact that this was the common term for cash used to buy votes he clarified that the money was used to pay volunteers. When called on the fact that the whole point of “volunteers” is that YOU DON”T PAY THEM and that, further, any such payments would have to be individually reported, and finally, that this was orders of magnitude more than any over candidate had disbursed from their petty cash he claimed “Look over there! Your shoe’s untied!” or words to that effect.
– MarkusQ
I am beginning to think all this 2 party shit is all a set up and the fuckwad Dems want Joe Lieberhole as someone that in 09/10 they can whine about how they still need mo money to elect more Dems so that they have 61 Dems because Lieberhole is the chair of the DHS and how it’s all Lieberhole’s fault that Obama is getting embarrassed by whatever Lieberhole is going to investigate. They had a chance to get Ned Lamont and they whined about how Lieberhole wasn’t a dependable vote but that was all they had.
Is there a statue of limitations? That scandal was never investigated like it should have been.
I don’t know if there is a statute of limitations, but it should be shouted from the rooftops. The withdrawals and his campaign’s changing explanation of them are public record, and should be made a permanent part of the public memory of Petty Cash Joe.
– MarkusQ
Lieberman is scum. In this, in Washington, even just in the Senate…he is far from alone. While I dearly wish that Reid would bust him down to Official Senate Toilet Attendant, I have stopped holding my breath on that count.
If Obama want to let Liarman off the hook, well, Obama won the election in a convincing fashion, and he gets to make that call. But if Liarman becomes a thorn in the Administration’s side from his prize perch, Obama will have earned that as well.
the beauty of Barack is that he doesn’t give a shit what any of these asshats think. And he doesn’t OWE them shit, cuz they’ve been bitching and whining nonstop since minus day one. Self-important “progressive” bobblebots had ZERO to do with the outcome of this election.
I don’t like Lieberman either, but all these hysterics are doing is highlighting their own irrelevance. Ya know, sorta like the republicans.
Comparing ugly Joe Lieberman to a scorpion is an insult to scorpions.
Well done.
Here’s a quick visual:
http://heylookhear.com/Image/joescorpion
(has sound)
@Dean
Ramirez??!? Whose face was originally on the scorpion?