Wow, soft, floppy ears that double as blindfolds. Handy for daytime naps…or for when mama and papa decide that it’s execution time…

And no doubt about it, Baby Beckham was a cute little bastard…he may have grown less little, but the other two terms still apply, no doubt…

Words fail me. I am reduced to “Awwwwww….”

Although the picture of Beckham-now has got a whole “WTF do you want?” vibe going for it. =)

The middle pic below the big one is very Thurber hilarious. Although I can’t be sure what’s going on with Beckgrumps and Miss Innocence in that photo, it’s an ab workout in the belly laugh dept.

(Baby Beckham’s freckled belly is very cute.)

Under the ear is a great place to sleep and it can cut the heating bill.

Beckham was so *adorable* as a puppy…

MKK

Beckham looked mellower back then. I can see how he fooled you.

Wow, they sleep more than my cat does.

Are they helping u to feel better now?

You should start making and marketing sets of bassett ears: to be worn on planes and other places one wants to sleep. [Classes in law school?]

Obviously Beckham’s childhood involved experimentation with tryptophan.

Specklebelly must be a required characteristic of all perfected Bassethood.

Makes as much sense as pitchers.