Oh, baby, and what a Boehner! K-Lo… K-Lo… *fap fap fap*

…crap, anyone know how to unsticky a keyboard without touching your fingers to anything, either? Maybe I should bleg about it… god dammit, typing just made it worse! This is disgu–

Hey, look, there’s cheeto dust on my fingers, too! Urge to lick hands… irresistable…

I love the fact that one of Boehner’s recommendations to Republicans is to “show up at hearings and mark-ups.” Now that’s revolutionary!

Boehner & Reid: Viva La Revolucion! Reactionary White Men Looking Out for Themselves & Their Friends First and Foremost Unite!

It’s a strap on

So new? Lopez has always appreciated a good Boner. Sorry, misspelling. I meant Boehner.

Heh. That’s hard work, as Lame Duck W. says.

We can’t slip into the mode of…. “angry, bitter minority.”
Tone is important, too. Mike Pence always says, “I’m a conservative, but I’m not angry about it.” This is the tone we want.

Does this mean Boner is going to throw a whole bunch of angry thugs out of the party: Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, BillO, et al — not to mention Palin and the crowds of pissed off whackjobs that come to cheer her hate speeches?

Minority Leader Boehner needs to rethink this “tone” thingy or he’s gonna end up with a teeny, tiny party that couldn’t get a dog catcher elected.

Keep playing to those “opportunities” and see how fast you’ll be fighting for scraps with the Greens, Workers, and Libertarians at the bottom of the ballot.

I thought he was talking about skin tone…Boehner and his burn orange hue…

K-Lo, obviously not safe for work. Where are the conservative standards heading?

“I know we can do it. I ask for the honor of your vote so I can lead this effort.” Don’t make me cry. Again.

Maybe revolutionary to him. The R policies of not considering any legislation unless it had majority R caucus support, holding votes open until enough votes could be whipped (literalism or figure of speech — you decide) to pass ‘must pass’ legislation, conference committees deviod of Ds, etc. made ’show[ing] up at hearings and mark-ups’ futile.

Much as I’d genuinely like to see bipartisanship return (I grew up a moderate Oregon Repub, waaay back in the day), I’m not optimistic about congressional Ds going for it (Barack Obama notwithstanding) or many Rs rising above the level or sophistication of Newt’s 1994 namecalling memo

It’s a strap on

***SNERK*** ~~SPEW~~ Shit! AGAIN!!!

Never read Tbogg with anything in your mouth,

NEVER read Tbogg with anything in your mouth!

I found the Boehner in question to be oddly limp, despite its size.

Oh, thanks, Boehner for reminding me to change my registration. To Democratic.

I heard Stephanie Miller, subbing quite some time ago for Joe Scarborough, call him ‘Boner.’ When challenged, she responded (as would any good former Catholic grade school student), “I was taught that when you have two vowels together, the first one does the talking and the second one does the walking…” I though that was brilliant.

He will forever be Boner to me…nice tan, though.

We can’t slip into the mode of…. “angry, bitter minority.”

Why not? They were an angry, bitter majority.

That’s actually very funny.

Ur still a dickhead.

Also taking his pissy cue from Boner is Bitch McConnel. Apparently he refuses to speak to Harry Reid because the Dems had the nerve to try and unseat McConnel in his bid for reelection!

Bitch has now revealed that he and fellow Rethugs will have finding a strong opponent to Reid’s next senate race very high on their agenda. I guess they’re gonna “field dress a donkey”, just like Bible Spice’s Daddy promised us she would, huh?

Nice to see Bitch & his buds putting the highest priority on revenge while the economy burns. That should work out well for them.

Nice fake tan, that is.

Why can’t we consult a physician if our Boehner lasts more than four hours, and have him dragged, whining and sniveling, from the House floor?

Yeah. Yesterday all the little senate thuggies took it a step further by signing Bitch’s uber-bitchy “you’re a meanie, Harry Reid” note. I wonder if this IS how the Whig party slipped into extinction…