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Bizarre email (are there any other kind?) at The Corner regarding Sarah Palin’s turkey snuff film:

Palin Increases Turkey Sales   [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

An e-mail: "My wife and I have never been that fond of turkey, but with this dust-up we went shopping for a Thanksgiving/Christmas turkey and will thoroughly enjoy every bite."

On the Scale of Rebelliousness, buying a turkey for Thanksgiving rates about a minus 1. On the other hand, the children of this couple have reason to give thanks this Thursday that Sarah Palin wasn’t photographed stepping out of a porta-john. At least there will be no dinner-time lectures about children in China who would love to have a shit sandwich, so stop your sniveling, eat your dinner, and pass the, um… gravy.